The Online Friend *1D fan fic**

Chapter 9

(A/N:)

Hai strippers!

So I decided I shall be dedicating chapters...

This chapter is dedicated to: IWillTakeYourHand...

She has commented on every chapter.

Go fan her or follow her... I don't remember what it's called now.

So I write this up on my ipod.

You know how hard that is?! It's really hard, kay?

Kay!

No but seriously.

Ok so I shall be updating every Friday.

I dont know why. I just like Friday.

Maybe it's because it has the word "Frie" in it and that reminds me of "fries" and I like food so...

Makes sense to meh.

So tomorrow is Easter and it's about 1 am.

I GET TO HAVE MOTHER FLACKING CHOCOLATE ALL DAY AND NOT BE JUDGED!

Omfg, my mom told me I needed to eat healthy and I was eating a box of oreos.

Oreos make me happy so clearly, that got me mad.

Lmfao.

Ok, so I shall write the story now:

Kisses ;*

~Lolaaaaa

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I woke up that morning to the sound of Hayleys laughter.

Wait, why can I hear Hayleys laughter?

I grabbed my phone, turns out she set my alarm to her laughing.

Damn you.

I turned off my alarm and walked into my bathroom.

I need a life.

OH MY GOD THE ONE DIRECTION CONCERT IS TONIGHT HOLY DOOR NUTS!

I immediately grabbed my phone.

Wait, wasnt there something I was supposed to do today...?

Oh yeah, hang out with 1D. No biggie.

WAIT. HANG OUT WITH 1D?!

Holy crap. They know where I live.

They are totally going to come to my house and rape me.

I know it.

That, or there going to steal me.

Oh no.

They totally want my D.

I don't have a D.....

Dis regard my last sentence.

I went into my closet and grabbed daisy dukes and a pink belly shirt that says "L-O-V-E" and a tank top under it.

I went into my personal bathroom ~thank you mommy~ and brushed out my wavy hair.

I decided I'll straighten it.

"OWWWIEEEE!!!" I burnt my finger on my straightener.

It's blisterinnnnggggggg.

I shook it off.

No blood no fowl.

I added some cover up, some blush, lipgloss, eye shadow, and some mascara.

Ya, I use a lot of makeup...