You're a slob, it's such a bore
Your underwear strewn on the floorAnd you're a packrat, most extreme
Our house is full of magazinesThe toilet's broke, and yet I bet
His majesty ain't fixed it yetYou're one to talk, sleepyhead
And get your fat ass out of bedOh but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"So until then I'm stuck with you
You swore that you'd be true to me
But gave be infidelityWhy should I give a tinker's cuss?
She was your sister, what's the fuss?Well then, let's propose a truce
What's good for gander is good for gooseHey now that's different, you took to bed
My favorite dog and all my friendsOh but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with youOh but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"This is my curse, I said "I do."
Better or worse I'm stuck with youYou poked my eye, I wear a patch
I should've given you one to matchDid you forget, you forgot me back?
You chopped my thumb off with an axeYou drowned my kittens one by one
You looked like you were having funYou stabbed my mother, in the chest
With a Korean bayonetOh but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with you
Oh but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"This is my curse, I said "I do."
Lest you die first I'm stuck with youAnd now I lie here in the grave
I pray to God my soul to save
And in the darkness of the tomb
I'm glad I'm lying next to youAnd as I lay here 6 feet down
My body buried under ground.
In this dank, and dreary cold
I'm just glad I'm not alone.Oh but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with you
Oh but in the eyes of God
We said our vows before the pews
"Not until death may we part"I'm not sad I said, "I do."
I'm just glad I was stuck with you