𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯- 𝗗𝗣 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘅 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕝

You as Y/N L/N

The Inner Machinations of His Mind are an Enigma

Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson

Wants to Fix his A̶v̶e̶r̶a̶g̶e̶, Beautiful, Godly, Majestic Face 

Morena Baccarin as Vanessa 

She Gets Wade, She Really Gets Wade

Ed Skrein as A̶j̶a̶x̶ Francis 

His Name is Francis You Hear Me You Piece of Shit Writer 

Stefan Kapičić as Piotr Rasputin/Colossus

Mighty Swollen Balls of Steel 

Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead 

She'll Be Called By Her Full Name or just Negasonic, Depending on How Much UltraMan Wants to Buff Up His Word Count 

Dave Bautista as Marshall Evan Stone III/Random 

Who The Fuck is This? Are You Such a Lazy Writer You Tried to Pull Out a Random X-Men Villain, You Literally Chose One Called Random? Lazy Bitch 

Also Starring 

Leslie Uggams as Blind Al 

T.J. Miller as Weasel 

Gina Carano as Angel Dust 

Other Characters Are Played By their Respective Actors