Risky Alliances
Luz: Star, I know we aren't supposed to be here.
Anne: But we need your help and.....
Star: Oh, so you's ready for round two, SQUARE UP BITCHES, we rumble now.
Luz: No Star, that's not what we meant.
Star: Oh, so you's cowards now, ain't gonna fight a losing fight, I suppose.
Anne: Try me, Alleyway Sailor Moon
Star: Oh, I'm gonna enjoy pounding the both you into kingdom come.
Luz: Alright then, you asked for it.
Later.......
Luz: Remind me not to anger Star anymore.
Anne: Ow, I feel numb on my everywhere.
Luz: Shit, now I know why they call her The Underestimated.
Worldly Similarities
Amity: So, you're also an A+ student who played it safe but eventually connected more and more with a bubbly and quirky girl who changed out lives for the better, is there anything I missed?
Marco: She also has a super powerful and hot ultimate form I continuously blush over about when no one else is looking.
Amity: God Fuckin Dammit Diaz, I thought we hit a difference there.
Marco: Let me guess.......
Amity: Yep same ordeal except it has a dark side.
Marco: Well there you go Blight, you have your difference there.
Comparing Ultimate Forms
Luz: I have a hat, horns, a symbol on my chest and have bony arms and feet and my hair changes to purple.
Anne: Well I have royal Armor and a blue aura around me and my hair switches to a blue also.
Luz: What does your form look like Star?
Star: *Transforms into Butterfly Form*
Star: Like what your seeing girls.....
Anne: uhhhhhhh
Luz: Blimey, I have a girlfriend you know.
*Once Star is out of frame*
Anne: Six arms, SIX.
Luz: And her skin, golden yellow.
Anne: And her height in that form, even in ours she still dominates ours by a fair margin.
After The Chibi Couple Games
Luz: Too bad Hailey and Scott lost.
Star: Well, she did want to lose on purpose, you know.
Luz: And why would she do that? She has a crush on the guy. She should just confess.
Star: Everyone has their own time and place Noceda, like it took Marco and I two years of knowing each other to officially be a couple.
Luz: And it took me two months for Amity and I, so top that Butterfly.
Star: *checks phone* Not a competition Luz, not a competition.
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Incorrect Shenanigans
FanfictionMix in meta humor, swearing, imagination, countless war crimes, the occasional 4th wall break and mentally unstable fictional characters from popular Disney cartoons, and you'll have something that Eda Clawthorne and Stanley Pines would be proud of.
