As Alfie and Marc were strolling through the park with their newborn child, Kia, they noticed a strange street vendor named Dirga. Dirga had a peculiar wares on display, items that seemed to possess the power of inducing temporary or permanent lack of common sense in those who purchased them.
Intrigued, Alfie and Marc approached Dirga's stall. The vendor greeted them with a wide grin and an eager pitch for his wares. "Looking for something special?" he asked, gesturing at the assortment of trinkets before him.
Before Alfie or Marc could respond, Kia began to cry loudly from their pram. Dirga's face lit up as he looked at the baby, a sly grin spreading across his face.
"Ah, a little one! I've just the thing for you."
Without waiting for permission, Dirga reached into the pram and picked up Kia. The baby immediately stopped crying and started cooing at him instead. "They likes me! They really likes me!" he exclaimed happily before pulling out a small vial from under his table.
"This is it," Dirga exclaimed, holding out the vial for Alfie and Marc to see. It containers a murky liquid with small shimmering specks floating inside.
"Just one drop of this in their formula or milk, and they'll be the smartest baby in the world......and you'll be the proudest parents ever." Before either Alfie or Marc could respond, Dirga quickly popped the cork off the vial and droppe nothing had happened,
The drop landed on their tongue, and they tasted it curiously before swallowing. As if nothing had happened, Dirga replaced Kia back into their pram and smiled warmly at Alfie and Marc. "That'll be 502626 dollars," he said casually.
Alfie and Marc exchanged confused glances but eventually pulled out their wallets, handing over the money to Dirga. As they did so, Dirga gave them a friendly wink and a thumbs-up before disappearing down the street.
Just as Alfie and Marc were starting to question their decision to buy the strange substance from Dirga, they heard shouts and the sound of approaching footsteps.
They turned to see two tallass gangsta wearing dark clothes and carrying firearms.
"You gonna' pay for what you did to our boss?"
the first gangsta, Kol, demanded, pointing her gun at Kia's pram.
Alfie and Marc were taken aback by the situation but managed to muster up a defense.
"We didn't do anything to your boss!"
Marc protested, stepping in front of Alfie protectively.
"Oh yeah?" Lemmy, the second gangsta, sneered.
"Then how'd you end up with that?"
He gestured towards the pram where Kia was still sound asleep.
As if on cue, Kia began to giggle uncontrollably, their small body shaking with laughter. Both Kol and Lemmy looked at them in confusion before turning back to Alfie and Marc. "See, they clearly knows something," Kol said, pointing to Kia.
Suddenly, anything ethereal glow surrounded Kia's pram. The two gangsta looked at each other in shock as they felt their guns being lifted from their hands by an invisible force.
"What the hell?!?!?" Kol muttered, watching as her weapon floated towards the sky.
Before they could react further, another glowing aura appeared around Alfie and Marc, encasing them within it. The two men tried to fight against the power but found themselves unable to move or break free.
"This is insane!!" Lemmy stammered, watching as Kia continued to laugh uncontrollably at the scene before them. Their laughter was so infectious that even Alfie and Marc couldn't help but crack a smile despite the situation.
Meanwhile, Kia continued to laugh hysterically, their joyous giggles filling the air around them like a symphony. As they watched the two gangsta struggle against the invisible forces holding them captive, They couldn't contain Their amusement any longer.
The glow around the pram began to pulsate, and suddenly Kia turned to face Kol and Lemmy. "Foolish creatures," They said, Their voice filling the air with a mysterious musical tone. "Your greed knows no bounds."
Lemmy gulped nervously as They felt an overwhelming sense of dread wash over them. "W-who are you?" They stammered, trying to maintain their composure despite the fear growing inside them.
Kia smiled softly, Their eyes shimmering with otherworldly light.
"I am Kia, the Great Might Frog God,"
They said, Their voice booming like thunder across the sky. "And you shall bow down before my power or face eternal damnation."
Kol and Lemmy looked at each other in astonishment, their faces pale with fear. They couldn't deny the immense power radiating from Kia and began to kneel before Them. "What do you want?" Kol whispered, trembling as he spoke.
Kia smiled gently, their face still glowing with an otherworldly light. "I simply want what is mine," They said, reaching out towards the strange substance from Dirga that still sat on the ground.
As Kia touched the substance, it began to glow brighter and more intensely. The invisible force holding Kol and Lemmy captive released them suddenly, sending them stumbling backward in surprise. "Take this," Kia said, Their voice commanding attention.
Koko's sudden appearance caught everyone by surprise, including Kia. As Koko hurled a packet of Koko Crunch at the Great Might Frog God, the baby let out a shriek of anger and frustration.
"Hey! That's not fair!" Kia cried out, their eyes widening in shock as they watched the cereal hit them. The Great Might Frog God let out another shriek and turned back into a normal baby, covered in milk and cereal.
"Yeah, you messed with the wrong kid," Koko said smugly, grinning from ear to ear. "Next time, pick on someone your own size." Lemmy and Kol stood frozen, utterly dumbfounded by the entire situation.
The Great Might Frog God, now a normal baby once again, began to cry loudly as milk and cereal dripped from its body. Kia was shocked into silence by Koko's unexpected intervention.
Kol slowly approached the now-defenseless baby, reaching out a hesitant hand to touch its wet and sticky skin. "So," she began uncertainly, "what do we do with it now?" Lemmy glanced between them all nervously before finally speaking up.
"Let's buy some coconuts," Lemmy suggested, his voice barely above a whisper. He glanced at Koko, hoping they would agree with the idea. Kol also nodded slowly in agreement, her eyes still fixed on the baby.
"That's not a bad idea," Koko said thoughtfully. "Coconuts can be used to make milk, fresh milk. Plus, we can drink it." Kol smiled in relief, turning back to face the others with newfound confidence.
Meanwhile, Alfie and Marc led Kia to a secluded warehouse. Inside, they began training them how to do arson.
"Burn the building!" Alfie said, pointing to the warehouse. Meanwhile, Marc is on behind supporting his lil kid how to commit arson while he wearing a cheerleader outfit.
"Goo goo gaa gaa YES"
Boom. Kia commit arson. They grew more confident in their abilities, eventually planning a series of arson attacks across town to distract from their other illegal activities.
However, as time went on, Kia became increasingly lazy and lost interest in planning their revenge to Koko. Instead, she found solace in playing Honkai Star Rail on her phone during their downtime. Her addiction grew stronger each day, consuming more of her thoughts and actions.
