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100 Howl-arious Halloween Jokes That'll Make Kids and Adults Cackle with Laughter
Enjoy these funny Halloween jokes, from corny jokes for kids to the best seasonal dad jokes. Try these jokes on for a laugh about ghosts, skeletons, vampires and more.
MARYN LILESUPDATED:OCT 30, 2023
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Halloween 2023 is almost here (can you believe it?), and one of the best ways to prepare for the festivities and get into the holiday spirit is by sharing funny Halloween jokes with your family and friends!
From corny jokes that are so ghastly they're great to Halloween jokes for kids that'll help make the days leading up to October 31 more fun, this list of 100 funny Halloween jokes incorporates all of your favorite themed icons, such as witches, skeletons, ghosts and werewolves.
Whether you're into cheesy jokes about vampires not liking Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" or prefer jokes for kids that are all about puns and wordplay, these hilarious Halloween jokes are guaranteed to make you—and anyone you share them with—cackle with laughter.
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Halloween Jokes for Kids
1. How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
2. Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
3. The skeleton couldn't help being afraid of the storm—he just didn't have any guts.
4. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
5. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles.
6. What can you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite.
7. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? Fangs-giving!
8. Knock, Knock…
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
9. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with.
10. Who did the scary ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up!
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11. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies.
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12. What’s it like being kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
13. Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.
14. What sound do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, Cackle & Pop!
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