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xxx-xxx

[8:47 PM]

xxx-xxx
Hä?
Es tut mir leid, aber wen hast du überhaupt hinzugefügt?
Ich bin überrascht, dass du überhaupt die Telefonnummern von zufälligen Leuten hast

(Huh? I'm sorry but, who did you even add? I'm surprised that you even have random people's phone numbers)

xxx-xxx
Oh Ness
Machen Sie sich keine Sorgen darüber, wie ich an die Telefonnummer dieser Person gekommen bin
Es schadet keinem Käfer, oder?

(Oh Ness, don't worry about how i got this person's phone number
It doesn't hurt a bug, eh?)

xxx-xxx
Ich weiss aber-
(I know, but-)

Riko
...
What the fuck-
GERMANSSS
Holy shit I gotta get my Google translate in here cause wtf

xxx-xxx
...
Ich habe keine Ahnung, was sie gesagt haben
(I have no clue on what they said)

Riko
Dw pookie <3
I don't speak German but I got Google translate w me

xxx-xxx
Danke schön...?
(Thank you...?)

Riko
NO PROBLEM ❤️

xxx-xxx
I think I like this person
They seem chill so Idc

Riko
Damn boy
You could've said that you speak Japanese too
You had me with Google translate in one app while texting on the other
Don't do this to me 😞

xxx-xxx
Funny thing is that I'm using Google translate also 😂

Riko
That's slay
But who TF are you people 🤨
AND HOW THE HELL YOU EVEN GOT MY NUMBER LIKE HELLO???
WHY DO STRANGERS KNOW MY NUMBER BRO 😭

xxx-xxx
You're famous so-
That's not really an explanation, now is it? 🤷

Riko
I'm too distracted to know that 💔🥀
BUT ANYWAYS WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???

xxx-xxx
Two words
Bastard München

Riko
Lemme scroll up rq-
...
Wait a damn minute
WAIT A DAMN MI NU TE

xxx-xxx
I'm betting you're freaking out rn
I'm just amazing like that ✨

Riko
Bitch I'm not talking to you now
NESS???
AS IN
ALEXIS NESS?????

xxx-xxx
Hi 😊

Riko