Warrior Cats: Incorrect Quotes

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A/N: 

Heya! so, i used a wheel to decide what fandom to do, then another wheel to decide the story type! the first wheel chose Warrior cats and the second chose incorrect quotes :) 

also for warriors I have my own OC's n' stuff so I used a wheel to decide weather to use canon characters or my OC's and I got OC so ya- I have 4 main ones and some others Ill use the mains for now, here are their names and some info u might need:

Coral Star (Cloud): Leader of Coral Clan 

Blazen Star (Tail): Leader of Blazed Clan

Snow Star (Foot): Leader of Frosted Clan

Eclipse Star (Eye): Leader of Eclipse Clan

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Coral, about Blazen: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Snow: Are we stealing them?
Eclipse: New or used?
Coral: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Coral: *Screams*
Blazen: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Snow: Should we do something?
Eclipse: No, I want to see who wins. 

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Coral: I'm tired. 

Snow: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! 

Coral: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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Snow: Starclan has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

(OG quote: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.)

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Eclipse: I ran into Coral at the fresh kill pile at 1 AM last night and when I asked her what she was doing, she just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and wandered off.

(OG quote: I ran into Coral in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.)

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Blazen: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Snow. 

Snow: I hate myself. 

Blazen: Alright, square up.

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Also have some OG trio incorrect quotes to make up for the lack of canon characters:

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Graypaw: Ravenpaw, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it? Ravenpaw: Of course! I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?

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Firepaw: When do you usually go to sleep? Ravenpaw: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to Starclan.

(it originally said "up to the gods" but this is warriors so we can't have that here)

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Firepaw: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. Graypaw: I literally said "I have an idea," and you just went along with it without question.

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A/N: ik it's short but it's late at night and i gotta get to bed soon, plus im gonna be working on some art before I sleep so I'll try to make the next chapter longer (also weather or not these retain to the OC's personalities is irrelevant)

anyways, have a nice day/night

~ Grim

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