Soul Eater OC Incorrect Quotes

🔱Part Nine🔱

Incorrect Quotes #49- 54

Incorrect Quote #49.
🌊VINCENT: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am

💠ALEX: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Incorrect Quote #50.
💠ALEX: Alright, listen up you little shits

💠ALEX: Not you Alexandra. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here

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Incorrect Quote #51.
🥀SORA: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm 

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Incorrect Quote #52.
🌊VINCENT: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a car park because the driver couldn't see their reflection?

💠ALEX: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue 

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Incorrect Quote #53.
🔱RYAN: Where's Sora?

🌺ELIZA: Around

🔱RYAN: Around?

🔱RYAN: You don't have any idea, do you?

🥀SORA, dropping down from above: Did you know there's a space above the ceiling?

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Incorrect Quote #54.
💠ALEX: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

🥀SORA: *gasps* You were putting it in cold water?

🌊VINCENT: ALEX? ANSWER THE QUESTION ALEX

💠Alex: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-affecation" process, didn't realise there was an actual reason

🥀SORA: YOU DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO MICROWAVE WATER FOR 3 MINUTES?

🌊VINCENT: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE TO BOIL IT?!

🥀SORA: DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO BOIL WATER ON A STOVE?

🌊VINCENT: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE

🥀SORA: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?

🌊VINCENT: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE?

🥀SORA: LIKE 7 MINUTES

🌊VINCENT: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan

🥀SORA: YOU'RE PUTTING THE WHOLE MUG ON THE STOVE?! ON MEDIUM HEAT? YOUR STOVE IS ENCHANTED 

🔱RYAN: Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

🌺ELIZA: Do none of you own a FUCKING KETTLE?!

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