It had been MONTHS!!!!MONTHS OF YOU TWO JUST FOOLING AROUND,GOING ON DATES AND WHAT NOT!!!BUT HE DIDNT EVEN CONSIDER YOU HIS LOVE!!
WHYYY!!!WHYYY
CANT YOU GET WHAT
YOU WANNNTT!!!!GOD ITS LIKE
THAT TIME IN JUNIOR YEAR ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!
anyways no big deal-io,you're
just gonna have to do it yourself.
it was a morning like any other...4
in the morning,you waited at your front porch.waiting.waiting,and waiting until
horra!you see the Milker 3000 on his
way!!!you have very violently at him-
which causes him to give a little
chuckle and a small wave back as he approaches
"Hello!-i see you're already waiting for m-"
-he gets RUDELY interrupted by you gripping his shoulder like a goddamn animal-
"Oh-okay-"
"BEMYBOYFRIEND."
"....I didn't..quite get tha-"
"BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!" You yell directly
into the poor milkman's ear-but his face
does seem to flush slightly at your words-
"O-Oh!-ah-i see....was I not already?"
"Didn't feel like it.try more."
"I see-got it!...."
"..........."
"How do I do that-"
"CALL ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND-BOYFRIEND WHATEVER TERM OF ENDEARMENT YOU WANT!!!!"
"OH-OKAYOKAY MY BAD-"
"Yeah it is."
"OHOH!wait!i wanted to ask something of you!"
"Watssup dawg"
"I was gonna ask if!-mh.." -he looks at you judgmentally- "I was gonna ask if you wanted to go to this carnival with me!"
"A CARNIVAL??" Wow!you haven't been to one of those in years!for many good reasons!
"Yeah!I found one while looking for multiple Kripsy Kremes that weren't closed!-it was right next to the one up on Gl-"
"SURE I'D LOVE TO GO!-"
I fucking hate you gays Ewh....eugh....ewhhhhh....ewwwwwhhhhhhhhhh |:-/
