"YOU! IM HERE TO DHOW YOU THAT GIRL CAN DO ANYTHIGN AGUY CAN DO!" Mac shouts. "You?" Snow asks confused."Uhhhh i forgot you're name..." she admits sheepishly, her simple slip up ruin her entrance--------------------"Snow. Coriolanus Snow." Snow answered curtly."Dumb name for dumb man." Mac from Teen Beach Movie answered with a roll of her eye."Big talk from a girl who is currently sitting in a sauna with me." Snow smirked, like a bitch.--------------------Before she could answer, the earth began to shake knocking off a ceiling tile and bonking President Snow on the head. "HA! that's what you get!" she laughs inhis big dumb face.--------------------"Nuh uh." President snow stated profoundly.Suddenly, the shaking stopped. And the earth settled. And all left was a barren land. The rubble smoldered and the birds flopped sadly to the ground. Then, like magic, it started snowing. Mac shivered as the temperatured changed suddenly and drastically.But all Corio did was laugh."Snow always lands on top." He tee-heed.--------------------"just shut up and give us the crystal!" Mac shouts. "I'm not sure what you mean." Snow huffs. "You are clearly the one behind this! Its fucking July why is it snowing?!" She complains. "So hand over the magic crystal or else!" "Or else what?" He hums snarkily--------------------"Or else I'll go alpha on your beta buttcheeks." Mac from Teen Beach Movie threatened, snarling her teeth at the beta.Snow recoiled in fear, whimpering. "Nooooooooo. I've been alpha-ed! My beta self is helpless to Mac from Teen Beach Movie's ways! Naurrrrrr!!!!""What the fuck dude how did you know my name."--------------------the ghost detective in the distance watching this wonders what its all worth... was his job worth the shit he has to see on a regular basis. If he weren't already dead, he certainly wouldn't stick around to see this shit. ANYTHING TO MAKE THIS STOP!--------------------And so, the ghost detective did the only thing he knew how to do. Directly implant himself into the mind of those causing him distress and actively ruin their lives from the inside out."Do you trust me?" Mac said, her eyes turning a bright, neon, orange-colored-cone orange due to the possession."No." Snow answered.Not-Mac sighed in disappointment. "What about now?""Still no.""Now?""No.""And now?""I hate you.""What about now?""Die."--------------------AS the words are muttered something catches there eye. Its a shooting star!Wait...It's shooting directly at them...IF the speed of the start is traveling at 913859123519348134913482395u20395819348134 miles a minute and its just entering out atmosphere that means that it should be arriving right---------------------Now!!!!!"NAURRR!!!" Snow shouted in distress as the shooting star crushed his flimsy self. But all she heard in return were the silly meows of the shooting star's resident cat girl aliens who had just landed on Earth.Mac laughed. "You've been replaced, beta Snow. Looks like cat girl aliens always land on top now."
