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A lady officer around 26 years old was getting ready to go to police station having two stars on her shoulder.. when she got a call from her sister ....
Officer : hello boliye didi ....
Didi: kaisi hai tu haseena????
Yes she is our haseena mallik ....
Hm: theek hai champ kaisa hai ???
Just then she heard a voice of 6 yrs old boy...
Boy: maasi mai ek dam theek hun .... Maasi mujhe aapke pass aana hai lakhnow ghumne ....
Hm: theek hai adi ... Aajana hum dono saath mey ghumenge....
Just then she heard chalo adarsh masi ko duty per bhi jana hoga rakho call...
Or vo call disconnect ho jaata hai ....
She tooks a deep breath and comes in living room where her maid served her breakfast.... She has it or vo or maid sath mey bahar nikalti hai ....
Hm: didi extra chaabi hai na Ghar ki ???
Didi: ji madam...
Hm: nikle hum fir ???
Didi: ji madam...
Hm smiles or vo Thane ke liye apni car se nikal jaati hai...

Scene shifts a lady constable around late 50 was standing on the chair having some kind of letter in her hands meanwhile two constables where say ...
1 cons: mai padhugu letter pehle... Pushpa ji letter dijiye....
2 contu: santu ji santu ji aap kewal jokes padhte hue achhi lagti hai letter toh hum padhege....
Ps: ama bhag letter toh hum padhenge.... Cheeta or santu side ho jao ....
So they are our pushpa ji santu or cheeta ...
They was fighting when they heard... "Kya ho raha hai yaha per " ????
They looks towards the door and saw hm ....
All got sturned ....
Hm: koi protocols hai ki nhi???? Kya ho raha tha yaha ????
Cc: maddam sir vo headquarters se ek letter aaya hai .... Toh v...vo hum decide kar rahe the ki koun padega.... Ja...jai hind maddam sir...
All saluted ....
Hm: kaha hai letter ??
Cc: pushpa ji ke pass ...
Hm comes near her and said...
Hm: pushpa ji aap bhi ???
Or vo letter lekar padhne lagti hai ...
Ps: kya likha hai maddam sir??
Hm: nae sho aa rahe hai sho kartik Singh....as an station incharge...
Ss: kya ??? Kartik Singh hai hamare nae  incharge????
Hm: hmmm....  Kyu kuchh problem hai???
Ss: maddam sir kya problem hogi ???? Aapko pata hai kitne hot hai vo ????
Hm: Santosh Sharma bhasha per thoda niyantran rakhiye senior hai vo aapke....
Ss: ji maddam sir....  Sorry ...
Kuchh hi der mey vo kisi car rukne ki aawaz sunte hai ....
Hm: lagta hai vo aagae .... Every body get ready...
Sab apni uniform sahi karte hai and stands in a row in ascending order of their ranking....
Just then they saw that a officer who is 6'4ft tall enters having a muscular body just like a Hulk....
All saluted and said jai hind...
The officer said in a deep matured voice...
Officer: jai hind... Hum hai yaha ke nae incharge sho kartik Singh....
He ones looks towards all and said..
Ks: chaliye ab aati hai aapke intro ki baari ....
Cc saluted and said...
Cc: jai hind constable cheeta chaturvedi psychology expert reporting sir ....
Ss: jai hind jai Santosh Sharma cyber crime expert reporting sir....
Ps: jai hind head constable pushpa Singh reporting sir....
Hm: jai hind sub inspector haseena mallik reporting sir ...
Ks: jai hind....
He stares on her for 2 or 3 seconds  and looks towards his wrist watch ....Just then a man walks inside murmuring Sheela ki Jawani cleaning excess water from a towel ....
Ks looks towards him and grabs him through his back of the neck and said ...
Ks: ha toh aapko koun hai ???
Cc: kaidi hai vo sir ....
Ks: kaa ??? Kaa re sasure tum jail ke bahar kaise nikle ???
Ps: sir vo hamara case solve karne mey madad karta hai chori toh usne ab ki chhod di ...
Ks: toh ye thaana mey kaa kar raha hai ???
Billu: mey police ki madad karta hu badle mey billi niwas mey rahta hun... Aap mujhe underware agent bhi bol sakte hai...
Hm: undercover agent billu....
Billu: ha wahi ...
Ks: achha ...ye jail  hai tumhara billu niwas ....
Chalo kalse tum hamara or baaki sab ka desk saf karoge....
Billu: sir gardan chhodiye dard ho raha hai ....
Ks usko chhod deta hai ...
Billu: or saaf karne ke badle mey mujhe  kya milega???
Ks: saakari roti mil rahi hai na ???
Billu: per ..
Vo itna bol hi pata hai ki ks bolta hai ...
Ks: theek hai agar nhi karna hai kam toh niklo Thane se ....
Billu: theek hai karunga....
Ks looks towards hm and said....
Ks: toh Ms Mallik .... Kaha hai hamara cabin ???
Hm: ji chaliye batate hai sir....
Hm usko cabin mey le jaati hai .... Ks was looking at the interiors ....
He looks towards hm who was already looking towards him ....
Ks chair per baithta hai and said...
Ks: kuchh file milegi Ms Mallik????
Hm: sir jo pending hai vo chahiye hai ya jo cases solve ho chuke hai unki files ....
Ks: jo already solve ho chuke hai unki...
Hm: ji sir ....
Vo record room se files nikal kar laati hai ....
Or hm ko deti hai ....
Ks start reading them meanwhile hm was looking towards him ....
Ks looks towards her and said...
Ks: aap jaa sakti hai Ms Mallik....
Hm salutes or vo bahar aati hai jaha sab already ks ki hi baate kar rahe the....
Ss: kitna lambe hai sir or kitne handsome bhi .... Unper toh koi bhi Fida ho jae ...
Hm: aaplog fir chalu ho gae ??? Chaliye kam kariye apna ....