Stories From Mental Hospital (Not Really)

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When we got to the room, we immediately ate and started to come up with a plan to catch the pigeon. We worked out the plan all morning and around lunchtime we got down to business. Josephine went to get some food for the pigeons and Stephanie and I went to get traps to catch them. We met at Big Ben in about 30 minutes. There was a ginger man playing there, but we didn't pay attention to him and focused on catching pigeons. All of a sudden, those weird guys from the airport and the crazy ones from Tesco came there. It turned out that the ones from the airport are really One Direction and the ones from Tesco are really Måneskin, we were left in shock and the girls started going crazy, which scared the hell out of these people and they called the police, and since we learned that the tickets to London weren't right and that Stephanie had bought them "accidentally" from the black market, we ended up in the mental hospital. Since we were only 12, they didn't put us in prison. But Stephanie don't worry, we are family after all. And it's not so bad in the mental hospital, and we've already had visitors from abroad. Damiano, Harry and Louis came but not completely in grace. Because I forgot to tell you one important piece of information, and that is that when it turned out that it was really One Direction and Måneskin, the paparazzi immediately came there and started blocking and chasing them everywhere. Heh...oops. Well, they didn't come completely in grace, but we explained everything to them and they started laughing at us, but they understood because they are also "quite" crazy. And so a year has passed since the incident in London and we still spend time in the hospital, but all together in one room. And we come up with other crazy ideas. Aaand..... also the ginger man was Ed Sheeran, would you believe it??