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Spoiler for last episode Hartley high was on fire as everyone ran out "Where is amerie, harper and Harley has anyone seen amerie, harper or Harley "
The world ended when they couldn't see Harley with harper and amerie
"Where's Harley"
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missy and Malakai get out of her car "Brutal" "She probably didn't see me" —— "OI weed gummy" ant says "Dude, it's like 8am" spider says
"Pronouns are soft! Yeah, bronouns are in! Uh, for example my name is Spider and my bronouns are dude, mate and bruh." "THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL ACT OF BIGOTRY AND TECHNICALLY A HATE CRIME.".
"Okay, Dusty from Wish." Darren says "Yeah what are you wearing" amerie says "It's called evolving Someone has to be the hot guy at Hartley now" ant says
"And that's you now, is it" Darren says
"I'm willing to fill any holes left by Dusty, any holes" ant says looking at Daisy
"She'd rather fuck a cattle prod, you perv." Amerie says
"Chill it's a compliment Can't say anything anymore" ant says
" what do you mean left by Dusty" daisy
"Oh, you didnit hear? Dusty doesn't go here anymore.How could he, after you Ko'd his reputation in front of whole school? That's two guys you've gotten kicked out of Hartley.First Ca$h and now Dusty. Who's your next victim Gonna be?" spider says
"Shut up spider"
"At least you didn't get Dusty in jail."
Amerie gets pissed off so she pushes spider and yea they land on Zoe's art work
"Shit, my gummies. Five-second rule" ant says "That's a lot of gummies dude" spider says
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"Yes, come in. You know the drill.shortest at the front, tallest at the back. That is not personal. It is purely practical." "I can't believe Dusty's gone." Amerie says "I heard he goes to St. Bruno's now." Quinni said
"You new?" Amerie asked
"I'm Amerie." "Rowan." He says
"Welcome back, everybody it's lovely to see all your lovely faces. Now, I would like to introduce a very special new student to our school. His name is Rowan. He comes all the way from Dubbo. Let's give Rowan a big welcome."
"Hey, farmer wants a wife!" Spider says "Calm your farm everybody! we have the photographer for ten more minutes."
"I'm sure you all remember, head of PE, Mr. Timothy Voss." Woodsy sighed deeply. "Where's he been?" Amerie asked. "I heard he joined a Russian Cult." Quinni says
"Thank you. Great to be back alongside you in the flesh. Heard you had an interesting term last term. looking forward to getting things back on track now I'm back. So, as I always say...let's get ready to score some goals!"
"Okay, so I've got goals for you. I'd like you to all have lovely big smiles! our hair nice and tidy, and Amerie, if you could refrain from closing your eyes like you have done..."
"I just forgot my eye drops one time!" Amerie says . "Okay. Three...two..." the photographer says. "Oi! Anthony Vaughn's chopping his dick off in the quad!" Some girl says
"My dick causes nothing but trouble.makes you do stupid shit. Makes girls hate me. Can't say anything without being called a creep.my dick is a curse, so I'm gonna get rid of it!" Ant says
"Miss, he's got a weapon!" Darren says. "He's not really gonna chop his dick off." Harley say "I am. I totally am!" Ant says
Before ant could cut his dick it off, Voss tackled him to the ground.
——— "Okay peeps welcome to SLT class thought we could start off with something gentle you'll notice art materials in front of u"
Everyone rushes to get something
" we're meant to be learning about condoms and blue waffle disease why are we doing art" spider says
Jojo says something I have no clue what she said "Miss, Spider's gone with menta illness grey" missy says "Are you flirting with me?" Spider says
"No im just hot and talking" missy says
"LMAFO" Harley says laughing his ass off
"This is so fucking cringe." Spider says. "How would you like to express how you're feeling, Spider?" Jojo says
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe Chuck something?punch something? Like, why is this a better way of expressing myself than simply telling you that this class sucks arse." Spider Says . "Because art doesn't involve hurting people." Jojo says . "Voss is right. This is exactly why Dusty had to leave the school and Ant had a menty-B." Spider says . "Yeah, the little trio of fuck boys is gone. You're irrelevant now." Sasha says "Men exist. dicks exist. XY chromosomes exist. It's so easy to blame men, isn't it? But what are you actually doing to help fix it? Like, how is this crayon gonna fix it? How is this crayon gonna fix me?" He asked .
"Uh-oh, Spider's gone and literally poke morphed into peak incel." Darren says
"That's it. I'm done! I am walking out of this class once and for all, and I'm doing it as a tribute to Anthony Vaughn." Spider says
"Sorry, did he die? did he bleed out?" Harley says
"All of you dudes in here, if you're actually men.. get up! Walk out with me." "If you leave-" Jojo says . "What are you gonna do? go on. Touch me. Fuck SLTS." Spider says
——— Author: hands hurt rn
There was a dead bird on harpers bag and amerie Thought It was spider so she decided it was great idea to attack spider with a fucking bird, she then realised he was scared shitless cause he got a scar when he was attacked when he was a lil boy ——-
"Being a school captain is a huge responsibility it requires leadership, caring for other people. The very wellbeing of our students is in their hands. This year we've only had one candidate come forward. Well done, Sasha so I would like to encourage you all to be brave and throw your hat in the ring and give it a go." Woodsy says
"why don't you take us through your policies?" "Thank you to our esteemed -" Sasha says .
"Wait! I'm gonna run. do you feel forgotten...unseen, left behind, or worse, do you feel..like you can't breathe.. for fear of getting cancelled? People like Sasha So have made me feel like I'm responsible for all the world's problems for far too long now. And I'm sick of it. People can say what they want about me. But what you see is what you get. So I say, it's time for us, the cancelled, to take back the power. It's time to be unapologetic... .about who we really are. So vote for me, Spencer White, if you want a real leader."
"Okay, thank you so much, Spencer." Woodsy says "If Spider gets school captain, we're all doomed." Harper says "I don't know if I feel any better about Sasha being elected to be honest." Darren says "I'm gonna run too." "Am, what the hell?" Harper says
"I doubt many of you would want to vote for me. And I get it. I've let a lot of people down. even in the last day, I think I've pissed off about 20 of you...but I think that's what makes me the best candidate. Because I wanna be better. I want to make it up to you all and I will work five times harder than anyone else to do it. I will prove that I can be a good person. Plus who'd want these two dickheads as school captain? They want this for themselves, not you, for their own egos. So...vote one. Amerie Wadia. Hartley High's biggest fuck up. Let me make it up to you."
