*In the morning, Necklace was just walking to the kitchen, his wife, Propeller had prepared tea for them*
Necklace: My my, some tea? I was in the mood for it anyways. *accidentally drinks his wife's tea, which is black tea and really really bitter*
*Necklace spits out some of the tea he drank*
Necklace; What in the bloody hell happened to my tea?! *he exclaimed in shock and disgust*
(BTW this man is poor sighted as fuck-)
Propeller: Why the hell are you screaming at 7 am?
Necklace: My tea doesn't taste how it normally does! *he said with a sour look on his face
Propeller: Darling, that's my tea. *she said, exhausted*
Necklace: oh, damn-
*Teai then walks in*
Teai: Which of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different in hot water?
Necklace: *drinking his actual tea and almost spits it out again, in shock, offended* You've....... been drinking it in cold water?
Teai: ugh, YEAH!
Necklace: B-but you are a literal tea bag!? You would know this shit!
Teai: Just because I'm a tea bag doesn't mean I know all about tea, dipshit. That's like saying you know all about jewelry since you are a necklace!
Necklace: Well actually ☝🤓
Propeller: oh no, here we go-
Necklace: *yapping about the process of jewelry making*
Teai: SHUT THE FUCK UP-
Necklace: okay.
Propeller: let's go back on track.
Teai: Kay. I thought people used hot water to speed up the tea-i-fication process?
Necklace: what in the bloody hell? You did not just say that-
Cherbomb: ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS PUT THE CUP IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 2 MINUTES AND BAM, THE WATER IS BOILED!
Necklace: YOU USE THE BLOODY MICROWAVE?!
Propeller: All you have to do is put it on a frying pan, put it on a stove and put it on medium heat.
Cherbomb: YOU PUT A MUG ON THE STOVE?! M-MEDIUM HEAT?!
Biscuit and Necklace: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!
(That's it my pookies :3)
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Dumbass Stuff I did in a RP I did with a friend on Discord
RandomThis is just a joke story and some parts will or will not be canon, this will include stuff that did happen and stuff in my dumbass mind, so enjoy it, idfc
