Double-Date (+ Olice!)

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by vxmpxria

by vxmpxria

Cover art made by me! (Canon Art Style)
This is a little AU where Alice and Claire are sisters because, who cares?
By the way, Claire's dress is meant to be Engel's color scheme
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Alice and Claire laid on the floor. They were really bored. "I fucking hate this house" Alice said, she dramatically sighed to get Claire's attention. When she noticed she wasn't, she kept sighing until Claire snapped. "Can you shut the fuck up?" Alice cut her off. "I'm bored." Alice said, turning her head to look at Claire. "I have an idea." Alice added with a mischievous grin growing on her face. "Me and Oliver have a date, so why don't we make it a double-date~?" Alice asked. Claire was gonna say "No" until Alice covered her mouth. "Its planned!" Alice exclaimed, she took away Claire's phone and texted Engel for the double-date.

Claire slammed her head into her hands. "I didn't agree to this."
☆| Time skip~
Claire had her head in her hands "I didn't agree to this" She looked up and saw Engel and Oliver arguing at a random table booth about...something. Alice chuckled and dragged Claire to the table...literally. She pushes Claire right next to Engel and sits across from her with Oliver. The waiter comes and gets their orders. "I-" Claire is cut off. "Shut up, hoe" Oliver says. Claire is already done with Oliver's bullshit. She decided to wait a bit until she started to get verbal. "So, how was your day?" Engel asked Claire. "Good, how about your-" Claire was cut off by Oliver again. "Ew, too formal" He said. Claire was done already. The waiter had came and gave them their food. Claire had 2 options "Double-down on verbal abuse" or "Give him a eating disorder". Of course, she picked the worse one, even if it risked Alice chopping off her top-half again. "Gonna eat that entire medium pizza by yourself I see? Ever heard of a diet?" She said, her tone filled with sarcasm. "I'm surprised you managed to skip every vending-machine before sitting down." When Alice hears this, she covers her mouth, trying not to laugh. "I'm surprised you're not full by sucking Engel's di-" Oliver gets cut off. "I'm surprised you're not built like Nikocado Avocado by now!" She says. Oliver gasps. "H-how could you? How could you? DESCRIBE WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE BUILT LIKE IN 7 YEA-" She cuts off Oliver again. "HOW ABOUT YOU START EATING YOUR VEGETABLES AGAIN, SUNNY?" She exclaims. "OH REALLY? HOW ABOUT YOU START GOING TO PLANET FITNESS?!" The 2 start going at each other's throats. Engel and Alice just fighting the urge to burst out laughing. A few hours later, Oliver and Claire give each other a final "Fuck you" and leave the dinner place.

THE END, BYE POOKS