Really? Chortle? What Are You, British?

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"OH EM GEE ITS JNX MONROE!!!" I heard someone yell. I looked at Jnx and laughed. a few girls walked up to us.

"Hi, Jnx!" one girl, a red head said.

"hey!" Jnx said.

"who's this?" another, black haired girl, asked.

"my girlfriend." she said.

"damnit! I was hoping you weren't taken!" the third, another with black hair, said. I laughed.

"sorry. taken. im off the market." Jnx told them.

"what's her name?" the red haid asked.

"Sky." I said. "if your fans of Falling In Reverse, im their guitarists daughter."

"Whatever! Jacky doesn't have kids!" the second black haired girl said.

"yeah... he kinda does." I said. it started a huge fight after that. screaming, cursing, and eventually, fists. the girl who first denied im Jacky's kid punched me in the nose. everything got quiet. it seemed the entire Warped Tour ground were silent... including the Monster Stage, where Falling In Reverse were playing.

"shit..." Jnx said quietly.

"what was that?" Ronnie asked into the mic. my eyes filled with tears because of the pain from the bloody nose that was just given to me, and I ran. I ran towards the buses so no one would see me cry.

"Sky!!" I heard two voices say. Jnx and Jacky... he stopped the set! damnit!! I kept running till THUMP! I ran right into someone and fell to my ass. really? can today get worse? I covered my face.

"sorry..." I said quietly.

"its okay." A voice said... I know this voice.... I look up, eyes wide. "Hun, your bleeding!" he said and crouched down.

"y-your... your-" he cut me off.

"Jeffree. Jeffree Star." he said. then I blacked out.

♦A While Later♦

"I don't know... she just... blacked out!" I voice said.

"dude, your her biggest idol." another voice said... Ronnie?

"she's waking up!" a third voice, Jnx, said. I opened my eyes to see my dads blue eyes staring into mine.

"hi, Daddy " I said. "my nose hurts..." he hugged me.

"I know, darling." he said. I sat up and looked around. all of FIR and BOTDF, and Jnx sat there.

"I had a great dream... I ran into Jeffree star... and he called me hun..." I smiled. I beautiful laugh erupted. I slowly turned around, eyes wide, to see hair, going from blue, to purple, to pink, perfectly shaped eyebrows, perfect makeup, and a man in a pink dress.

"holy shit, its Jeffree star!" I exclaimed. "I was just laying in Jeffree Star's lap! oh my god!!" I started fan girling. he smiled his perfect smile. I looked at Jacky. "Oh my god... JEFFREE STAR IS ON YOUR BUS!!!" he laughed. Jeffree started laughing. he laughed and eventually snorted, which caused him to instantly shut up and cover his face.

"Oh god..." he whispered. "im so sorry. that was un-ladylike of me." he said

"you Chortled!" daddy said.

"Really? Chortled? What are you, British?" I asked. he went to speak but I cut him off. "Don't answer that!" we all laughed.

"so, Jeffree, I didn't know you were on tour." Ronnie said.

"Nah, im just visiting my man." he winked.

"oh God... JAYYFREE IS REAL!!" I squealed. Jeffree smiled.

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