May 9th, 2006
2:29 AM
I was born on may 5th, to a definitely amazing mother, named Jessica. (spoiler: she's not amazing)
It took her 5 hours to birth me.
Jessica named me Ian, but I go by Glitch.
I was born 2 months before I was supposed to be, due to Jessica drinking while pregnant with me.
She was disappointed when the doctor told her i was born with albinism.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that i was born in Mexico.
That's really all I know about how and when I was born.
