Villian to Kill crack fics

If black hand died

Driver sat on a pedestal as he sighed quietly, He looked behind him to see the coffin of their once teammate, black hand, dead

Driver turn and looked at the croud sitting on the chairs crying (That's a lie) especially that group whining, crying and- Why is that blue haired guy trying to eat his fist? Nevermind..

To be honest two people are the only ones crying- (You know who)

Driver lifted his head and started the speech

"We have come today, to remember a special friend, a comrade, an anno- Ehem a stro-? Nggg- mhm... A weak villain who was a part of gadam vilzone and I stand today to say my condolences to our once friend know dead my condolences because condolences has condolences and I don't even know what condolences even mean"

Red eye was holding a handkerchief, covering his face... Trying so hard not to laugh, while crow was nudging him trying to make him stop giggling but crow couldn't help but snicker a bit, Cassian on the other hand was just not showing emotion, one look at him and you can tell by his face that he thinks this is a waste of time, cheaha yu was just there in the back with his phone playing Pokemon and cleaner was cleaning, litterly

"We will miss him so much..." driver clenched his fist as he started talking once more

"And he was so sweet" Cassian ended up giving driver the bombastic side eye as driver said those words while the people who were laughing (Crush, and Double blade) stopped and gave driver the look while ground dog took a look but went back to digging

"he was never... Angry" Red eye was about to burst up laughing, crow held him down trying to make him stop, Cassian was know giving driver the criminal offensive side eye while crush looked at driver as if driver was on drugs ground dog took a look and but went back to digging

"he was never mean" driver looked hurt as he said that but Cassian was not buying it giving him look to see if he was on drugs or something, red eye was trying so hard not to laugh but know he is just asking for help because our girl boss over here (crow) started pushing and pulling him hard, crush was now not crying anymore looking at driver intensely while double blade was having flashbacks about the times.. you know, and ground dog took a look but went back to digging

"he always had a nice thing to say... Never negative" know red eye was just laughing while crow held him as crow laughed as well

Cassian crossed his arms and gave him the Dwayne rock Johnsons iconic eyebrow move

While crush kept yelling "that is not true!! That is not true!!"

Chaeha yu was now looking up to see what the commotion was about because he can hear laughter, a lot of laughter

Black hand kicked his pearly white coffin and pointed at everyone who was sitting

"y'all I'm dead! Why you laughing!???"  Black hand yelled, he powered up his hand and jump off his coffin only to trip down and fall head first

Crush was laughing his ass off after he saw black hand fall while double blade was know trying to breathe chaeha was know snickering A bit as he saw the befall of black hand

Black hand lifted his head and yelled

"IM GOING TO CRUSH ALL OF YO-" His words left unfinished as driver kicked his head back down to the floor hard making black hand unconscious

"Wait here ok?" Driver said as he went back stage to get something, the others were confused but we're still laughing

"Why are we doing this again?" Cassian questioned, the others looked at him and said "we were bored"

"I'm back!" driver yelled, Everyone heard a sound of an engine and gawked as they saw driver driving a goddamn excavator

Driver drove the excavator near black hand and lifted it's handle scooping black hand up, driver turned the excavator to the coffin and dumped black hand into the coffin, driver jumped down his excavator and took the broken coffin lid and started closing the coffin but it wouldn't close

So driver kicked the top of the coffin went as far as to stand on the lid to make it close but it didn't work

"Dear? His fingers are sticking out of the coffin" Crow told driver, driver jump down the coffin lid and gave crow a thumbs up

Driver put black hands hands inside the coffin finally closing the lid, driver looked back to the others and said

"It's time for the burial!"