Uchan Kim was sitting on the sofa in his house watching the news because it was summer and he had nothing better to do than wait for a call of villains going mayhem on the city, he took a sip from his toasted almond cold brew coffee that he bought from the nearby cafe just down the streets when suddenly the Television started glitching
"h-- helLo?" Uchan kim couldn't process it at first because the Television was still glitching and the voice was so badly recorded that it hurts his ears but then the television started to become normal again showing the infamous villain, former boss of the gadam vilzone Driver
"Hello! you money grabbing citizens, Do you like hot villains, strong people that could kill you? of course you do! thats why theres a voting section to see which villain is hot of the year" Uchan Kim was shocked at the words of the villain that he spit the coffee that he bought on the sofa which he suddenly got down to his knees and insulted himself for doing that, the villain in the television kept talking
"but what would you say if you could have a figurine of the description I just said but I'm lazy to say!?" Uchan Kim looked at the television unimpressed
"Welcome the figurine toy of the infamous villain cassian, the boss of gadam vilzone! created by the astonishing engineer, Driver, the former boss of gadam vilzone!" Know that got Uchan Kim's attention he sat on the sofa next to the coffee stain he made listening to the television as Driver continues his speech
"come next to the borders of the gadam vilzone and you might be able to purchase a one of a kind, dark duckling cassian, an actual duck with cassian's signature looks" Uchan kim was looked at the television of where Driver displayed a duck with cassian's marks on his face and clothes fit for the duck
He would be lying if he said he wasn't tempted to buy it
"Here we offer fun things! such as a plushie of a crow which has the infamous villain crow's signature hat and mask, collectibles of every infamous villains of gadam vilzone! costume made outfits for you to wear and look at this huggable teddy bear of me~!" Uchan kim looks at the collectibles and saw red mask, blue mask, black mask, and pink mask and under it, it said power ranger but villain version and then the big three collectibles consisting of Driver, crow and red eye under the name of The originals with three more collectibles of Crush, Black hand and double blade under the name of idiot trio
There was a sign in the middle that said buy a box and you might be able to get the limited addition cassian, collectibles which he is very tempted to buy but he wants the power ranger but villain version collectible because it was his first time having a figure toy of himself, so then Driver continues
"Wowww~ All this and more at the screw-off Driver's toy factory, at the edge of gadam vilzone which I definitely told the boss that I was going to do this, opening tomorrow at may 15" The television finally stops and the news started appearing once again, uchan kim was thinking on wether he should go or not but because he was a psyker he cant possibly go... but red mask can
"Sorry for the technical difficulties, someone hacked into the-" The person who on the side of the table who is a news reporter was cut off by another news reporter friend on the other side
"A huggable teddy bear of Driver!? Sign me up!" The news reporter started removing his suit and ran towards the door the other news person who was stunned by the action of the other, shrugged and also left
it was a whisper but uchan kim could definitely hear the camera woman say that she wants the crow plushie and was asking for a day off tomorrow, he sighed and stood up only to see her sister standing next to the door looking at him intensely
"Did you really just spit on the couch?" naeun kim had her arms crossed with a disapproving look on her face
"Thats going to take a long time to clean, you know this" Naeun kim said, His brother broke a sweat because he didn't really have a good explanation as to why he did that
"But I'll forgive you" Uchan kim perks his head up, and looked at his sister with a questioned look
"If you buy me the entire power rangers but villain version collectibles" She smirked at him, Uchan kim just gave her a thumbs up
He was going there tomorrow anyways
(If your wondering, this is inspired by the hazbin hotel commercial video from alastor himself)
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