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[ 026 ] Shit Out of Luck

( ACT II. ── Uncertain Waters )
chapter twenty-six / Shit Out of Luck

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TIKTOK

I Think Räikkönen's New
Engineer Snuck Onto Earth

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AR : Annika Räikkönen
BC : Brendan Caballero

AR: Fuck, my steering wheel is completely blank. [Tapping screen] Nothing is coming up.
BC: Copy, can you do without?
AR: Yeah, I guess.
BC: We'll get you a replacement after this session.

AR: Lewis─ ah, Lewis spun. That would have been nice to know.

BC: Piastri is coming in on a hot lap, let him past.
AR: Okay.
( ... )
AR: Mate, Piastri is not on a hot lap. What are you saying?

AR: Unexpected update for the world... McLaren is fast.
BC: Sorry, who did you say?
AR: McLarens. The McLarens are fast. Can you hear me, or?

AR: What position?
BC: Uh, so at the moment you're a tenth up from Albon in P8, Albon P8, with... Stroll... sorry, you are P6, Stroll is p7, three tenths off Albon... Er, Albon is P7, Stroll is p10.
AR: Make up your god***n mind, Brendan.

AR: Why did Verstappen abort his lap?
BC: Verstappen aborted for red flag conditions.
AR: Is it a red flag?!
BC: Yes, this is red flag conditions.
AR: I just overtook two cars, you f***ing dumb**s! My steering wheel is dead! When there's a red flag you have to f***ing tell me, for f***'s sake!
BC: Sorry, come into the pits.
AR: I already passed the pit entry, it is too f***ing late! What the h*** is wrong with you?
BC: Take an in lap and come in.
AR: Mate, shut the f*** up.

AR: If I see you I am running you over.
BC: ...Copy.

BC: Uh, you've recieved summons from the stewards.
AR: This is a f***ing joke! This is a f***ing joke.
BC: I can only apologize, Annika.
AR: Hey, just f***ing save it, man. Nothing you can say will make this better. You are useless! En voi uskoa sitä. Älä puhu minulle enää. F***ER!