How to become an alpha male tutorial (no clickbait) (Andrww Tate x Johnny Bravo

Sigma Rizz Tutorial

Hello! Andrew Tate there. Welcome to the Rizzing Up Level 10 Gyatts in Ohio Tutorial And yes, in case you wonder what color my Bugatti is, it is black...just like the souls of the women who broke my heart...

"Whoa mama, did someone mentioned gyatts?!" - Johnny Bravo said while flexinh.
"Hey, girl, are you a tent? Because I would go in and out of you*wink wink* camping rizz

Andrew: As you can see we already have our first guest that will go through to the alphaification

Johnny: Nahh, I am the one supposed to teach you all how to be an alpha *painting with his thumb towards himself*

Andrew: in this case let the competition to decide who is the most bigus dickus sigma male from ohio begin 👹👹👹

First challange is to be a good looking fertile breedable sigma furry pack leadinf male so you can show those chicks how good of a breeding material yoi are. By that you need proper skincare (which yes, it is in fact very mascUwUline😡😡🎀)

That being said Johnny Bravo takes a massive juicy yellowish-brown (not really as yellow as his hair tho) shit with a bit of worm egg crust on it in the skibidi Toilet and the toilet starts chewing it so the particles and starts massaging Andrew Tate s face making layers on it like a facemask for proper skincare.

The 2nd challange is a swimming challange because as a very masculine sigma raised by a pack of wolfs alpha male you need to know how to properly swim.

"I AM THE DREAM GYEST ON YUOR PODVAST 👹👹🎀" - Jojo Siwa screamed then look Johnny Bravo and Andrew Tate straight into the eyes and violently shits on the ground.
Then she starts squirting so she fills the whole room witj squirt cuz going to the pool was too expensive so they just used her squirt for the swimming contest.

Next competitiom was the dick measuring comtest

Andrew Tate: my dick is so big I wrapped it around my neck to commit suicide by hanging in prison

Johnny Bravo: my dick is so big people from Australia think from the distance I am a kangoroo

Andrew: my dick is so big I sometimes put it under me and use it as a swing

Johnny: my dick is so big when I cum people think it s snowing worldwids

Andrew: my dick is so big i threw the trees down when I walk

Johnny: my balls are so fat i cannot enter the room because the door is not wide enough

Then their dick measuring contest is interrupted by a submissive and breedable nazi femboy uwu named Schreiber who has a dick larger than both Andrew Tate and Johnny and with a level 10 gyatt.

Andrew: now the decisive challamge has started 😻😻 let s see who can rizz up that level 10 gyatt . BRING OM THE GYATT 🗣️🗣️ GIMME THE FEMBOY PUSSY POOKIE DOOKIE NAZI PATOOTIE GYATT 🗣️🗣️😡
But then all of sudden the dancing wolf from tiktok came and went "awooga" when he saw the femboy

Johnny Bravo: Bro sold me fentanyl
Tate: Throw me to the wolfs and I ll be back leading the pack 👹👹👹
Then the tiktok wolf transforms into this

and started fucking the femboy s eye socket using it s putrid liquids from the eye as lube so the worms from the infected eye started queefing Horst Wessel Lied to show the wolf that they are german just like him 😨😨😨

Both Andrww Tate and Johnny Bravo lost the rizzler contest so in order to mske them happy Jojo Siwa 🎀 started releasing cheesy farts that she grated so they could eat like real cheese then they all overdosed on fentanyl.

🎀The End 🎀