Soukoku oneshots :3

That's Impossible, I would never love someone like him.

Original posting date: 2/14/24 (I literally posted this at 1:30 am when I did it the first time)

A 22 year old grown adult man Chuuya acting like a middle school girl with a crush she is obsessing over. Nothing more, nothing less.

Wrote this silly little thing to get into writing again to I can start making soul shattering angst pieces <3 Enjoy the fluff while it lasts.

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Chuuya paced back and forth across his room, tightly slamming a stuffed animal in his own face before squeezing the living crap out of it with his hands. His mind raced of everything that had happened that morning, putting the plushie back up to his face and aggressively screaming into it. Dazai was so infuriating, he doesn't know what it was that made him so mad he just couldn't stop thinking about him.So he continued to pace back and forth.

This is absolutely stupid, he decided, I need to pull myself together. I am a 22 year old man acting like a middle school girl worrying about how her crush feels about her.

But even that thought made his face turn a bright shade of pink. He's not thinking of a crush, he's would never have a crush Dazai, right? No, that couldn't be, that was impossible. What happened this morning was just normal Dazai shenanigans, nothing out of the ordinary. So why did it make him so flustered to think about?

He was just really annoyed that's it. Yes, he's just annoyed because Dazai made him get hurt. Nothing more, nothing less. That was the answer. Then he thought once more of Dazai's gentle hands and the way that they gently cupped his own-

He felt a sudden buzz in his pocket as turned his eyes down to his phone, waiting to see who was providing him with a much needed distraction from these feelings.

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PM girls!!! (+ our honorary member Chuuya)

24 hour energy:
Y'ALL WANNA DO GIRLS NIGHT SLEEPOVER?????

Broke mf:
Fine.

Gucci:
Sounds perfect!

Gin:
K.

Gucci:
That's not an answer Gin!

Gin:
Fine, I'll go.

24 hour energy:
YIPEEE! Chuuya?

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Chuuya thought for a moment, perhaps a sleepover with the girls will help him pull himself together, and stop thinking about Dazai.

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I'm in

24 hour energy:
We got the whole squad coming!!!!
YAYYY!!!!!!

Gucci:
Literally cannot wait.

24 hour energy:
Just come over then!!!!! We'll start as soon as everyone comes, it's at my place.

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Chuuya soon found himself standing at the front of one of his colleagues doors, with a bag of 'emotional support wine.' Cause good god he was going to figure this out, and he would probably need every last drop.

A pale girl with long white hair and light blue eyes answered the door. "The last one here, how could you take so- wait, you brought alcohol. Never mind you're exactly on time~ come innn," The girl, Yuki, said.

"Aren't you underage?" A tanner girl with freckles and dark brown hair and eyes spoke up.

"Akemi! We've murdered people! We're in the mafia for Gods sake, no one cares if I drink a year early!" Yuki complained.