I'm With The True Evil (A Milo Murphy's Law Fanfic)

Story

(One day, Milo Murphy was doing the mail and sorting it by name. Until he saw a letter for Heinz Doofenshmirtz and it's from Gimmelshtump in Drusselstein)
Milo Murphy: "Wow, it's for Dr. D. What's a Gimmelshtump, and what is a Drusselstein."
(Milo Murphy headed to Doof's shed to give him the letter when Melissa and Zack are with Doof)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Hey Milo, what do you got for me?"
Milo Murphy: "This letter."
(Doof obtained the letter and opened it and readed the letter)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Oh no! It's from my parents!"
Note: "Dear Hobbengusher, since our request to torn down your evil lair. You must have a good home, a good wife, and good children. If you fail, you will no longer be a Heinz Doofenshmirtz. You're not our family anymore, Mr. and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz. P.S. you shouldn't exist in the first place."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Alright, here's the truth. When I was a boy back in Gimmelshtump, my parents lost a lawn gnome and used me as a lawn gnome. Then they forced me to wear girls clothing. My mom refused to let me go to the community pool. I was raised by ocelots. My dad made me lost Ballooney."
Melissa Chase: "So that means-"
Zack Underwood: "Your parents are truly evil!"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "But I tried to impress my parents, but they're against me. But, it's my chance to make my parents proud."
Zack Underwood: "But what if they're-"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "How about you can be my children, and Mom Murphy can be my wife and Dad Murphy can be my butler."
Zack Underwood: "What could possibly go wrong?"
(A few hours later...)
(The Murphy's home is now decorated in Drusselstein style while Milo, Zack, Melissa, and Sarah are dressed in Drusselstein uniforms when Mrs. Murphy dressed in Drusselstein uniform and Mr. Murphy dressed in a butler uniform)
Sarah Murphy: "I'll never wear those again."
Bridgett Murphy: "Why I'm supposed to be your wife again?"
Martin Murphy: "And this butler outfit is wrapping me."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Here comes my parents!"
(Mrs. and Mr. Doofenshmirtz appear from a taxi)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Mother! Father-"
(Mrs. and Mr. Doofenshmirtz slapped Heinz with a glove)
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "We're still not impressed until you have a good family, not including Vanessa Doofenshmirtz."
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "And a good home."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Mom, Dad, this is my new children Milo and Sarah Doofenshmirtz. Bridgett Doofenshmirtz is my new wife."
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "Wow, since Charlene divorced you. You really have a nice wife."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "This is my butler Martin."
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "Hello Martin the butler, you're looking handsome."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "This is also my foster children, Melissa and Zack."
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "Hello fellow children."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Come in, I got dinner coming."
(Cut to the dining room)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Mom, Dad, I made some Doonkleberry Pie."
(Then the door broke due to Murphy's Law)
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "There's something wrong with Heinz's new home."
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "Come on! Heinz has a good safe home, not better than Roger's home."
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "That was a great dinner. Hey, how about we're going to stay at your place Heinz."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "How about we could play a game of chess."
(Several games of chess later...)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "I win again Mother!"
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "You beated me and your father."
(But then, the table broke)
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "There's something wrong with Heinz's house."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "It's great to have loving parents. You can just leave if you want."
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "How about we can stay at your place this weekend!"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "What!? No, you are supposed to go back to your homes. I'll replace the ruined furniture with newer furniture. Next time we will hangout."
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "Let me guess, you refuse to let us stay for a week."
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "Are they really your family?"
(Then, Martin Murphy began to get really mad)
Martin Murphy: "That's it! I had enough! Dr. D doesn't have a family! Milo, Sarah, and Bridgette are my family and-"
(Then, the Drusselstein decor wore off due to Murphy's Law destroyed the Drusselstein-inator)
(Mr. and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz saw the picture of the Murphy Family)
Mr. and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "HEINZ!!!"

(Then, Heinz felt stubborned and surrounded by a mad Murphy Family and his mad parents and got under a trance by his evil backstories)

(Until Heinz punched Mrs. Doof in the face)

Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "OWW! HOW COULD YOU!?"

Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "Bewegen Sie nicht-"

(Heinz punched Mr. Doofenshmirtz in the face)

Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "NO! You dare punch me in the face."

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "YOU ALL HATE ME!!! (rans away crying)"
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "Why did he... punched us?"
Zack Underwood: "Here's the truth, you're not Heinz's good parents. You're his evil and bad parents!"
(Mr. and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz gasped)
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "How dare you say that to us!"
Milo Murphy: "We know that you Mrs. Doof is the dumb one, and you Mr. Doof is the genocidal psychopath."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "I knew it! (uses his inator to target his parents) Mom and Dad, you are really evil! And you two have ruined my childhood because of you two!"
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "Bewegen Sie nicht-"
(Heinz punched his parents Mrs. Doofenshmirtz & Mr. Doofenshmirtz)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Enough talk you Hobbengusher! You, my father have been a genocidal psychopath. You also made Ballooney left me alone!"
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "Are you accusing me by calling me a complete jerk!"
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "Heinz! Put down that-"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Zip it dumb Hobbengusher!"
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "Did you just call me a Hobbengusher!"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Zip it dumb woman! You kept being negative to me! You refused to let me swim in a community pool! And you sang Roger a positive song of the Der Kinderlumper when singing a negative song to me! You're not my true parents! You're dumb, genocidal, and evil. This is why you tricked me and banished me to America with a ship by making a fake laundromat! Then you and Roger first came to America and Roger became a new mayor. Now I know everything!"
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "That's it Heinz! You're-"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Say goodbye Hobbengushers!"
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "NOOO!!!"
(Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz used his inator to zap his evil parents to make them disappear)
Milo Murphy: "What kind of inator you're using?"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Oh, I used my Banished-To-A-Fiery-Pit-Inator. So I banish my enemies if they insult me."
(Cut to Heinz's evil parents inside a volcanic cavern)
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "He did finally outsmarted us..."
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: "Yep... We are true villains after all."
Mrs. Doofenshmirtz: "I hope Roger is safe."
(Cut back to Heinz Doofenshmirtz)
Milo Murphy: "If they're your parents. Do you remember your first time seeing them?"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Umm... I don't remember having my first time seeing my evil parents before they have Roger. I only just have bad parents. It all started during my birth, none of my parents showed up."
Zack Underwood: "That's it! That's your backstory? And you still don't remember who gave birth to you? You don't still remember more of your birth story and you still don't have biological parents. It's like you're born out of nowhere despite the fact that a mother gave birth to offsprings!"

Milo Murphy: "And Mr. Doofenshmirtz is infertile."
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "Out of nowhere? GAH! I KNEW IT! (screams) WHERE DID I COME FROM?"
(The end?)