COOKING UP A STORM 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥🔥

love at first sight

indi pov:

one day i was walking down the street looking for a bite to eat but not much bc i'm so small and i am literally so small im anorexic but ANYWAYS im not like other girls i listen to this rlly underground band called nirvana but you probably don't know them bc yk theyre so underground 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

as i was walking a strong gust of wind blew my 0.000000043 ft tiny itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini build into a nearby restaurant that i didn't recognise as i looked around the building i heard yelling

"YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT DO UR JOB PUSSY BITCH" a strange mystery figure yelled

"omg zaddy" i whispered under my breath

i walked into what must've been the kitchen and saw a 725289 ft man yelling at my dumb gay bitch best friend LOCHLAN??????????????????????????? WTF????????????????????????

"i'm sorry daddy i was trying to be good sad kitty face emoji" lochlan said but it was too late

"GET THAT FAT FUCKING ASS OUT OF MY KITCHEN BYE FELICIA" the hot sexy srumtious bodacious curvaceous sexy human said as lochlan stormed out of the room crying

getting a look at his face was the highlight of my day i knew right then and there i found him at least attractive but what he said next made me fall in love for sure

"do u like norvana"

OMG CUTIESSSSSS 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰