COOKING UP A STORM 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥🔥

trouble in paradise???????

somebody starts singing....

"Right now, he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot a whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know

Oh, that I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No, not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats

Oh, maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh"

OMG IT WAS THAT DUMB BITCH FROM SKL LIV???????!!!!!!!!! lowkey she sounded kinda bad but YOLO

"omg liv you dumb cunt what are you doing here" gordon sexily defends me
i still have a chicken breast in my BAGINA and we're still in the freezer

"you were my man gordon but you're CHEATING how could you do this to me??????!!!!!!! AND WHAT ABOUT OUR KID????????" liv screams ugh sigh annoying bitch

"bro what kid tf are you on" i coldly reply like the baddie bitcg i am look at me go guys i'm so baddie

"GRAHHHHH" liv chases gordon out of the freezer room and i am left in there bc i'm tied to the  shelves andd yk what istg my oussy hair is abt to freeze off