rivers cuomo femboy breeding (unfinished! femboy breeding comes in part 2 😁)

pt 1

IMPORTANT NOTES BEFORE BEGINNING!!!! am sorry

 1. this is fem reader x rivers so yes you have a vagina. youve been dating for a pretty long time soo 

2. 1994 era where he got that stupid ass haircut that me likes

3. matt is ur bsf i wont get into detail how but u fw him and he fw u so js go with it even if u seem like enemies yall lowkey frenemies

im doing this while i have several missing assignments pls do enjoy

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"yo. y/n" 

"hmm?" 

"how's your man?"

"ah.. cute as ever. what about him? is he being a weird frontman? if so, i am not on his behalf."

"no, no, y/n. he's fine. I'm just wondering about how you may be."

"oh.. well then, matt, I'm fine."

"...you're fine with that dude?"

"...yeah. of course. i love rivers."

"doesn't he get boring? and when he's not, he's too much?"

"woah- hey now. if you're gonna diss my man over the phone, you might as well come over and let us fight it out."

"hey, calm down, relax! but, this further proves my point."

"..how so?"

"its like you're the man in the household. a big strong wife and a scrawny husband."

"-and i like it that way."

"you like being the man?"

"i mean.. sure. i like protecting him. he's like my own kindle, my silly deer."

"..has he ever done anything to protect you?"

y/n stood by the telephone, the dinner table barely even done. she was stunned, unable to really clarify yes or no.

"..uh.." she mumbles, the sound of her tapping her fingers on the table gets picked up through the phone. matt smirks.

"i knew it. he's just a doe eyed creature. he hasn't done a single thing for you."

"wait- he has! he certainly has."

"then what has he done, specifically for you?"

"..he listens to me. and writes songs about me. he doesn't protect, but he comforts me."

"girlfriend material, much?"

"that isn't a bad thing.."

"I'm just sayin'. if you don't want a stick boned boyfriend, I'm always available." 

"fuck off."

"why don't you hang up, then?"

"...I've got something to admit."

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it was 1994, may 1. the due date of weezers 1st album was scheduled to release by may 10. 

rivers sat on his bed in his bedroom, looking down at his feet. the apartment wherein he'd be staying in for the studio in LA was something he knows he'll one day miss. both excited and scared, he got off his silk sheets. sitting at the edge of his chair as he leans over to dial the telephone.

one finger pushed down on every number eagerly, as he held up the phone to his ear. his breath was almost rushed as he heard the flatline of the dial.

a few minutes later...