THAT JERKFACE TRYING TO TAKE THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY LIFE AWAY! Luckily I have my holophone so I will call her when I get in a cell . But why the heck does he think that she will leave me for him. Was he the one who sat by her as she got over the boy who crushed her heart. Did he let her cry on his shoulder. Did he try to cheer her up. No . No he didn't. I did. That's why she said my name instead of his at boys night. Because she doesn't like him anymore . She would rather be with a blood sucking monster than with the boy who broke her heart.
I saw a large cell coming up and , assumeing it was mine, I looked for weak spots in case I need an escape. Finding only a small dent in the door I decided it was kind of stupid to look for anything. I think I could get away from the banana gaurds though. They aren't the ripest of the patch if you know what I mean. Talking in a high pitched voice I ask " do you think I could go use the restroom?"
"Uuh yea sure." One of the banana gaurds said leting go of my right arm
"Hmmm... OK but make it snappy." The other said letting go of my other arm.
Quickly using my other arm to draw a dirt mustash on my face I stood and walked around the corner and dashed for a door.
Obviously gumball was standing there with more guards. Yay . I was harshly thrown in a cell.
"You do know I have A pain sensory system. I know I'm a vampire but harsh man." I say mockingly as he shuts the door.
"He he yea sure." He replys rudely"don't even try escaping this is pure tempered titanium. Even you can't get out." He smirks as he walks away.
I just waited till he left to get out my holophone. "Hey fi."
"Wat up marshy?" She giggled then her face darkened ."I'm going to kill you! why the heck would tell gummy we r dating ?!"
"He he he , cuz we r."
"No we aren't!" She screamed blushing. I just smirked.
"Well around gumwad we are."
"I thought we were done with this charade ." she moaned.
"Not until I get my kiss babe" I added extra smirk for that one.
She just growled " No."
"What does that mean?" I pouted.
"NO!" she was being sassy this time. Hawt.
"What you don't want a kiss?" I pouted some more knowing I was being adorable. This just made her freeze up and blush. I Decided to taunt her somore cuz its fun.
"Well I guess that's alright... Ill just have to put a ring on it." I sigh. she oviously did not appreciate it and therefore hung up. But before she did I slipped in a few words.
"Don't forget the card." I heard footsteps coming so I hid my holophone. He he he qumwads going DOWN.
