Naruto: I dare kakashi to lick the bottom of my toe!!!
Kakashi: ohhh hell nawwww
Naruto: it's a dare so you have to do it...... *sobs
Sakura: *bursts out laughing..... phew that's probably the best dare so far
Aman :yeah that's true lol
Me and sasuke: what kind of fucking date is that!?
Naruto: BUAHAHAHAHA!!!!....no ones done it yet and its my dare so I can do what ever the fuck I want
Me: oh God calmmm down
Kakashi: if I do it you have to take a shit on the carpet!!!
Naruto: are you on crack kakashi!?
Kakashi: ........bitch it's your own fault for choosing that dare!
Naruto: Kay......it's a deal
*everyone bursts out laughing
Sasuke :oh mahh gad......shits bout to get realllllll
*naruto takes of his sandal and cleans the dust of his foot
*kakashi sweats in fear
Everyone else is just sitting and eating popcorn while they watch the show
Kakashi:I feel like slapping you so hard right now
Naruto: he he......well you'll just have to deal with it
*kakashi gets nearer to narutos foot, but smells the stench of his stinky feet
Kakashi: what the actual fuck......your feet smell Like they've never been washed!!!!
Naruto: uh......well about that, I don't take showers anymore cause there's a spider in my bath tub so from them on I've stopped taking baths
Kakashi: you know you could have just washed it away......right ?
*Naruto starts shivering
Naruto: what if it crawls back out of the drain!?
Kakashi: you dumbass.... it's going to fucking drown so obviously it's not going to crawl back out!!!
Naruto: okay okay....enough of lectures.....just lick my damn foot already
*Kakashi moves closer and starts licking his foot ......
Kakashi:fuck......this is disgusting
Sasuke: well no shit Sherlock... he hasn't had a bath for most of his life!!!
