Funny Chapter : The Hole

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(This chapter is not canonical, just fun, so have fun, And unfortunately Wattpad won't let me post the same image while writing, so try to imagine)

NO - POV

We see Y/n drinking coffee from his favorite mug until Uzi arrives when they are both inside the church.

Uzi : Y/n, have you seen my copy of the greatest anime of all time?

Y/n : The Animatrix The Second Renaissance?

Uzi : Yeah.

Y/n : Pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Uzi : What hole? OH MY GOD!

Uzi : What hole? OH MY GOD!

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(Dramatic sting)

Uzi : What is that?

Y/n : It's a hole.

Uzi : Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing there?

Y/n : Well, I woke up this morning... (slurp) Then there was a hole.

Uzi : What are you gonna do about it?

Y/n : Well, I put a rug over it.

IN THE HOLE (Dramatic sting)

Y/n : Yeah, it fell in the hole. 

Uzi : Shall we call the WDF or something?

 Y/n : Oh yeah, I called the WDF yeah

Uzi : Well, where are they? 

Y/n : They're in the hole.

IN THE HOLE (Dramatic sting)

Uzi : Where is Tessa?

Uzi :  Y/n, where is Tessa?!

Y/n : She's at work 

Uzi : Oh, where does she work?

Y/n : In the hole.

IN THE HOLE (Dramatic sting)

Uzi : God! How deep even is this thing?!

Uzi takes Y/n's mug and throws it in the hole.

Y/n : That was my favourite mug... Now it's in the hole  

IN THE HOLE (Dramatic sting)

Uzi : Y/n, do you even know what this is? Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional whormhole or a gateway to hell or... Y/n?

Uzi realizes he's not there

Uzi : Y/n?! Y/NNNNN!?

Then Y/n appears

Y/n : Hey, what's up I got a snack.

Uzi : Y/n, will you please take this seriosly!

Then out of nowhere tentacles appear in the hole and Uzi screams in fear while Y/n calmly takes a gun and shoots the tentacles making them return to the hole.

Uzi : What was taht?!

Y/n : Hole tentacles

Uzi : Where did it come from?!

Y/n just made a face ''You Serious?''

Uzi : Right! The hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you being so calm about this?! 

Y/n : I'm more worried about the Eldrich centipede...

Uzi : What Eldrich centipide?!

Then they both look outside the church and they see Eldrich centipede who then uses his tentacles and grabs the Uzi and takes it.

Y/n : That one.

Y/n takes a copy of the Animatrix out of his pocket.

Y/n : Oh, here it is! 

Y/n : Oh sh--

Then his hand slips and the copy falls into 

THE HOLE (Dramatic sting)

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