In the bustling corridors of Westside High, where lockers clanked and laughter echoed, Drake found himself entranced by the melodies of Kendrick's laughter. Kendrick had recently moved to the school of Westside as a transfer from DreWood. Suddenly Drakes best friend Jermaine Cole grabs his shoulder to get Drakes attention.
"Yo Drake-Chan what you getting up to later?" J. Cole asks. "Oh I was gonna hook up with my ghostwriters and make a new song for the festival J. Cole-Tan." Drake replies blushing thinking he had been caught staring at his crush. "Oh well I was thinking of introducing you to my old friend, he just moved here a few weeks ago so you've probably heard of him." J Cole said looking down at his 4'2 friend. "Well I wouldn't mind canceling plans to meet him." Drake replied hoping that Cole's friend was THE Kendrick Lamar who had recently moved back to their little town of Rapville after living in Collabtown. "Aight let's go!"
Drake and Jermaine gather their belongings and head out of the school with Drake lacking behind a bit because he's a dumb bitch. "W..wait up J. Cole-tan!!" Drake tripped over himself being a clumsy mess. "Just hurry up we're headed over to Snoop and Martha Cafe to meet my friend." J. Cole says with a smirk as he looks at Drake on the ground. He blushes at the fantasies of having Drake on his knees for him. Cole shakes those thoughts away and continues forward to get to the cafe with Drake running behind him.
Entering the cafe together Drake scans for any signs of Cole's friend. Spotting Kendrick alone at a table eating some of legendary SnoopDogg brownies J. Cole points to him signing to Drake. "Over there that's who I want you to meet Drake-Chan!" Cole says excitedly as now he's getting his two best friends to meet. Drake and Cole walking side by side head over to Kendrick's table. Cole waves his hand at Kendrick "what's up man this my friend I wanted to introduce to you" He motions over to Drake. "He..Hey Kendrick-senpai," Drake says blushing hard finally getting to meet his crush "it's really nice to finally meet you!" "Yeah what's up? I heard a lot about you from this guy." Drake and Cole sit down in the seats in front of Kendrick. "You talk about me?" Drake looks up at Cole with glimmering eyes and a light blush on his cheeks. "Yeah he talks about you a lot and it's all good things so don't worry cutie." Kendrick says making Drake turn his head. "Did he just call me cutie?!?! Oh boy I'm about to faint" Drake thinks to himself. "Aight man let's just catch up and not air out my business please" Cole says "Sure. How bout I get to know you Drake~Chan?" "Alright whatever you want to know I'll tell you!" As the meeting continues Drake and Kendrick become closer and exchange numbers.
After a couple of weeks Drake and Kendrick become extremely close. Suddenly one day Drake opens his locker door to put up some books and a letter falls out. Drake picks it up and opens it with the letter reading
"Dear Drake, I know that this isn't the most ideal way to tell you my feelings but with every passing moment, my heart beats a rhythm that echoes your name. Your smile, like the warmth of the sun on a chilly morning, brightens even the darkest corners of my soul. Come meet me on the rooftop after classes so I can finally tell you this in person my dearest.
- With much love."
Drakes heart skipped a beat think about who it could be. Was it his dear Kendrick. He prayed it was. "Yo get yo fat ass back to class Aubrey!" Calls out principal Kanye patrolling the halls. "Ye..Yes sir, right away" Drake speeds off to his English class. Dreading being late again to Mrs. Minaj's calls but looking forward to meeting his secret admirer.
"You good Drake?" Asked his friend Pusha-T sensing Drakes nervousness. "I'm fine it's just I got a letter this morning and someone has a crush on me." "Maybe it's your baby daddy cause you a hoe and shit." "Hey I told you not to speak about that aloud!" The bell rings marking the end of the school day. "Anyway I got someone to meet so good by T-san." Drake says rushing off to put his supplies away and to meet his possibly lover.
Making it to the rooftop Drake doesn't see anyone. Drake begins to walk over to the roof railing to wait. Wind blowing making his skirt flow beautifully none other than Jermaine Cole walks up behind him. "So I assume you got my letter." Cole says. "Oh it's you J Cole-tan," Drake giggles moving over to him "I didn't think you wrote that letter." "Well I did and everything I said was true Drake-Chan." Cole says blushing "you make my heart flutter everytime I see you," pushing Drake against a wall reaching out and placing his hand on Drakes face "Will you be my BBL Drizzy?" Drake freezes not knowing what to say. He loved Jermaine like a brother and nothing more but Jermaine seemed certain about his feelings. If he started dating Cole that would probably ruin his chances with Kendrick. Drake couldn't move or speak.
Pulling Drakes face forward and smashing his plump lips against Drakes, Cole begins kissing him passionately. Suddenly they both hear a bottle drop. Looking over they see Kendrick Lamar. "I uh.. you left your water bottle in class Drake I'm sorry for interrupting." Kendrick says and speeds off to leave. His heart was crushed he had always loved Drake but it looks like Drake had feelings for his best friend. "WAIT!!! KENDRICK-SENPAI DONT GO!!!!!!" Drake pushes J. Cole off of him and rushes after Kendrick in hopes of explaining the situation to him.
Catching up to Kendrick at the school entrance Drake falls over. Turning around and seeing the man who broke his heart Kendrick says "what the hell do you want?" "I want to explain everything to you Kendrick! I love you!!" Drake screams out. "You don't you fucking whore. You say you're a certified lover boy when in all actuality you're a certified pedophile!" Drake stares up at Kendrick in disbelief "what-" "don't try to say anything I know how you felt about that elementary schooler Millie. And I know all about your son, Pusha-T told me all about that. Don't fucking talk to me ever again." Drake begins to cry screaming out at Kendrick "I HEARD ALL ABOUT HOW YOU BEAT YOUR EX I NEVER WANTED YOU ANYWAY YOU ASSHOLE." Kendrick looking down on Drake with hatred replies "Now I realize I never even loved you. I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress. I hate everything about you Drake." Kendrick walks off after dropping the hardest bar ever on Drake hands in his pockets like the real gangster he is.
