Innocent Angels

Innocent Angels

Marinette was sitting at her sewing machine when Kagami burst in. She zeroed in on Marinette and rapidly advanced towards her. Kagami spun the chair around and stared into Marinette's eyes.

"Did you know?" Demanded Kagami, making Marinette jump.

"K-know what?" Stuttered Marinette, as Kagami glared.

"That what 'we' have been using when talking about Adrien were euphemisms for sex!" Stated Kagami.

"W-what? No, they don't mean sex, Alya and the other would've told me!" Protested Marinette, jumping to her feet, "I mean, I described my ideal date to her, and it didn't spur her to correct me."

"What did you tell her?" Asked Kagami, folding her arms.

"That I'd play Tetris with them, go downtown with them, and go all the way with them, not just to that takeaway, knock boots, fill some cream doughnuts, butter some biscuits and, at the end, give them oral."

Marinette stared at Kagami, who was standing in front of her with her jaw hanging open.

"Marinette..." Said Kagami, after a moment, "everything you just said was a euphemism for sex."

"B-but, Alya would've said, s-she would've told me." Babbled Marinette, her face red and clutching her head, "I said all of that in a crowded room!"

"At least you didn't say it in front of your mother."

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Adrien looked up from his phone as Marinette stumbled into the room. He raised his hand to wave at her, before she grabbed Alya and, without a word, dragged her off somewhere.

Adrien's phone pinged, alerting him to a text from Kagami.

K: I sincerely apologise for any discomfort I may have cause you, had I been aware of the actual meaning of those phrases, I would not have used them.

A: ???

K: The euphemisms?

K: The 'slang' words for sfx

K: *sex

A: Wot slang?

K: the euphemisms for sef

K: *sex

A: Wot r u talking about?

A: U mean how ur and Maris ideal d8s?

A: W8, u mean u didn't kno wot those meant?

K: You knew?!

A: U, me & Mari hav been d8ing for 2 months now.

K: What?

A: U mean u didn't kno?

A: Does Mari kno?

Adrien decided to get up and look for Marinette and Alya, before Marinette pulled Alya's head off.

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Marinette and Kagami awkwardly sat across from Adrien.

"So, just to clarify," Said Adrien, waving a spoonful of ice cream at them, "neither of you knew that all three of us were dating?"

Marinette and Kagami both mumbled, glad that they were in Adrien's room, away from prying eyes.

"Even though we've been on dates with each other?" Questioned Adrien.

Again, both Marinette and Kagami shrugged and mumbled. Adrien sighed though his nose and moved over to sit between them.

"Okay, then we have some clearing up to do." Said Adrien, before grabbing Marinette and kissing her. They remained in a lip lock for a minute, before Adrien broke the kiss and repeated the action with Kagami.

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Marinette tried to pull the collar of her jacket up to hide the hickeys Adrien and Kagami gave her, she would've worn a scarf, but it was far too hot, and she didn't want any of the other hickey to be seen if she fainted from heat stroke.

Marinette considered make up, but Alya would notice and inquire. She sighed and decided to bite the bullet, hopefully no one would notice her slight limp.