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[𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗺𝗶𝗻'𝘀 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝗸 🍎]



[everyone is online]


aegidino:
so how are you this fine day seungkwan?

booyonce:
why r u suddenly so concerned
its weord
dont

scoops:
be nice boo
hes being nice too
(for once)

munarthur:
oh wow that rhymes

froggielegs:
junnie ur literally doing a handstand rn HOW TF R U TYPING ??!!

munarthur:
i have three hands

chiwooji🥰:
lmfao he types like a grandpa
w js one hand
my dad does that too

naegahosh:
then why call jun a grandpa
call him a dad

weewoo😸:
jihoons an adult soonyoung

naegahosh:
??

weewoo😸:
THE PARENTS OF ADULTS ARE USUALLY ALL OLD FFS

naegahosh:
right right
my dads old too

weewoo😸:
wow🤯🤯🤯

mingew:
ew bby what is that fetish

chiwooji🥰:
more like 'feet'ish bc wonwoo loves feet

booyonce:
no one cares
no one asked
ur very unfunny jihoon

soakedmin:
love how jihoon didnt question jun saying he had three hands

chiwooji🥰:
i wouldnt bc all he says is bullshit

aegidino:
coming back to topic
@scoops thanks for the underhand comment papa coups
but
i asked
bc i wondered
how someone like boo
didnt get eaten whole by grizzlies
hes scared of a fuckin fly

booyonce:
I FOUGHT A GRIZZLY
IF U DONT BELIEVE ME ASK NONNIE

whitemomjosh:
he would believe u even if u said u digested and shat ur knees out
so like
his confirmation is irrelevant here

soakedmin:
i second that
sorry hansol

hahansol:
nah its all cool man

justhannie:
i aspire to have hansols level of calmness and unbothered-ness

whitemomjosh:
#lifegoals

mingew:
someone pls cancel this hoe ffs

froggielegs:
fr

scoops:
let the besties do their bestie things childs

weewoo😸:
cHiLdS
lmfao

scoops:
*children
u dont have to point out my mistakes wonwoo
wheres the respect ??

weewoo😸:
it flew out the window when u complained abt hannie finishing four of your ice cream tubs
like its js ice cream
calm tf down and buy more

scoops:
i literally cant believe im being cornered over FUCKING ICE CREAM

mingew:
ice creams beautiful ofc ur being cornered
and like
who gets VANILLA
FUCKING VANILLA
r u ninety yo or sum
vanillas the flavour youd eat after getting ur wisdom teeth removed
idk why it js makes sense
and ur pushing thirty alr
wait a min-

weewoo😸:
yes gyu ur yapping again

mingew:
oops
nvm
i didnt say shit
except the part where i said papa coups is pushing thirty :)
HOLD UP
THAT MEANS
SO ARE JEONGHAN AND JISOO
OMFG
yall OLD old

naegahosh:
NO WAY YALL THAT OLD

froggielegs:
as much as id like to disagree with these guys' dramatic ass reactions
im equally surprised
did yall get like combo growth spurts or sum

whitemomjosh:
'thirty' and 'growth spurt' dont go in the same sentence minghao

soakedmin:
it does here
bc wdym ur alr thirty

justhannie:
WERE NOT THIRTY STOP

hahansol:
[replied to justhannie]
i aspire to have hansols level of calmness and unbothered-ness
wow jeonghan
i felt so important when u said it

justhannie:
see the word 'aspire' ??
search up its meaning u dumb child


[hahansol is offline]


soakedmin:

isnt he american..?
why tf does he need to search the meaning of that word

scoops:
bc hes an obedient child seokmin
unlike ur loud ass

chiwooji🥰:
i think hes a lil broken in the head

munarthur:
lil ??
LIL ??

froggielegs:
that inappropriate coming from u junnie
go back to doing ur handstand or wtv

munarthur:
wtv u want bby
:) :)

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