Couple Tweets

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(Idk their twitters. I don't have twitter. If you know them then feel free to tell me!)

BRENDON:
Brendon: @y/t/n babe, you should get me a beer...

You: @brendonurie I'm on another continent, Bren.

Brendon: Fine, @dallonweekes will get me a beer @y/t/n

Dallon: Do not get me involved with this @brendonurie

You: @brendonuire @dallonweekes *cough cough* Brallon *cough cough*

KENNETH:
Kenneth: What to do when @y/t/n is giving you silent treatment, hmm...

You: What to do when @kennethharris refuses to let you get up hmm...

Kenneth: it's called cuddling @y/t/n

You: @kennethharris it passed cuddling when you refused to let me use the bathroom :/

Kenneth: I believe this counts as talking to me @y/t/n

You: @kennethharris shit

DALLON:
Dallon: @y/t/n broke the lamp

You: @dallonweekes I swear, Dallon, if you mention that one more time...

Dallon: what, you're, like, three feet tall @y/t/n

You: @dallonweekes it happened last week! And I am actually y/h!

Brendon: okay okay stop arguing and get your asses over here! Sarah's gonna flip of you're late again @dallonweekes @y/t/n






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