Hashira react series

song: You didnt know HH

*song is from hazbin hotel I do not own the song or the characters used for these stories*

(This is after the entertainment district arc)

*summons hashira*

Hashira: !?

*takes away weapons*

Sanemi: COME OUT YOU DEMON!

Shinobu: Calm down Shinazugawa, getting angry and reckless won't help our situation

Tomioka: To summon all the hashira here at once must mean were dealing with an uppermoon

Muichiro: Not all of us are Hashira

Uzui: Hey! I at least count for an ex hashira!

Obani: Still not a hashira

Gyeomi: Focus my friends, I sense a strong presence

*summons couches and puts each hashira in a seat, leaving an empty seat next to uzui*

Me: Hello hashira! I am the author and I brought you here to react

Sanemi: Like hell we'd believe that! Come show yourself coward!!!

Me: I physically can't do that. I dont have a physical form to show

Shinobu: Well if you can't show yourself then how we can expect to trust you?

Me: I dont need your trust i just need you to react

Uzui: Well since no one is asking then I will. What are we reacting to?

Me: You are reacting to an au *alternate universe* of your world. The scene will be of the trial about the kamado siblings

Tomioka: Au's are real?

Me: You guys live in a world where demons and blood arts are real so of course au's can be real

Sanemi: Ugh why that!?

Me: Because I want to

Shinobu: lets just get this over with

Me: Before we start do you all want me to add Rengoku here?

Hashiras: !?

Mitsuri: wait you can really bring him back!?

Me: Yeah do you want me too?

Uzui/Mitsuri: Yes!!!!

*summons Rengokus ghost next to Uzui*

Rengoku: Hello everyone!

Uzui: R-rengoku

Mitsuri: Sensei!!! *crying*

Rengoku: Hello Mitsuri and Uzui! Oh and Uzui, I saw your fight with upper 6. It was really flashy haha!

Uzui: *sniff* yeah it was, good to have you back

Me: Ok im starting, everyone look infront of you

(In this au there was actually multiple sightings of good demons but were still killed due to demon slayers not trusting them, the only one who didn't know about all this was tomioka also to the hashira they are talking, not singing)

Master: Im sorry my child but we really can't be sure we could trust this demon

(Back with the hashira)

Tomioka: So in this au I couldn't convince the master *is secretly worried*

Sanemi: I already like this au more

Rengoku: Nonsense! The Kamado girl has gained my trust during the Mugen train incident. I am glad we listened to Tomioka!

Uzui: No kidding, with how late a certain snake weilding brat was I would have died if Nezuko didn't use her blood demon art