Yonny was running through the park, his pockets full of cash as he approached the ice cream shop.
At the front of the line was two of Yonny's former classmates. Luca and Alberto. Yonny clenched his fists as he saw how romantic and cute they were being.
Why- why not me? Yonny thought to himself. Yonny was desperate for that cute little green haired man at the ice cream shop.
Behind Yonny in the line was a black haired man with a moustache holding a human-sized big red fish...
Woah! That's Sidon... and... and oh! Yonny's former classmate peewee. They are such a cute couple. Oh oh and Persi! Persi used to be best buds with yonny but they broke apart....;(
Two other strange men approached the back of the line... yonny recognized them... they were his former middle school classmates. A guy named John who liked pikmin and the class bully, squidward. They were kicked out by the ice cream manager, Pedro pascel.
Man... those troublemakers!!
Yonny planned to come here at least once every single day... he was sure he would at least learn the guys' name.
"H-hey! It's you again!" the ice cream man looked at yonny, completely moonstruck.
The rays of the sun surrounded Yonny's face, creating a magical aura.
"Yeah... the ice cream here is super good!" Yonny suggested.
The green haired man behind the counter knew he had to make a move, and it had to be now.
He stuck out his hand towards yonny and leaned his head forward a bit. "My name's Deku, and yours?"
Shocked, yonny reached out to grab the guy's hand and was hesitant but lightly placed his hand into his.
Yonny lightly shook Deku's hand
"my name is Yonny" he murmured
"Sweet! Nice to meet you then. What ice cream do you want today?"
"Nice to meet you too hehe... I'll get the orange pineapple again and the cookies n creme"
"Okay! Hey and uhm... I, I have a break coming up in a couple of minutes if you wanted to maybe hang out?" Deku shyly asked, eyes to the floor.
The tension between the two green haired men was crazy.
"Oh! Yeah, yeah of course. I-I don't have anything to be doing. Plus you seem like a really um.. nice guy" Yonny murmured.
"Pluuuuus ultra!!!" Deku squealed.
The two made their way to the park nearby and sat underneath a gorgeous vine tree, planted right next to a little pond.
"Woah!! The look at all the ducks!" Yonny pointed as he walked closer towards them, surrounding the little pond.
Deku began rambling about a story that happened when he was younger, regarding the ducks.
Yonny reached his hand out to try to pet one of the ducks, when something awful happened.
"Waaah—" yonny gasped as he fell into the pond... a pretty, but rather dirty pond.
"Yonny!!" Deku carelessly ran towards him to help pull him up, but he also mistakenly fell into the pond, submerging his whole body into the dirty water.
"FUCKK NOO" Deku shouts. If only all might were here to save me.
A young orangey-brown haired male came running as soon as he heard the screams.
"Oh no!! Are you guys ok??"
Yonny and deku both looked up at the strange male with plates of pancakes in his hands.
They were weirded out, but relieved that somebody came to save the day.
Once they got out, the two green haired lovers decided to go to Yonny's place to wash up.
Yonny also wanted to introduce Deku to his parents, Olimar and Louie.
*ding* *ding* the doorbell rings
"Hey there yon-yon!" Louie smiles widely at Yonny, until he sees the other male just behind him.
Olimar also comes to greet Yonny, and his eyes widen in shook to see the dirty thing he brought home.
"YONNY! WHAT IS THAT? THIS IS NOT ALLOWED IN OUR HOUSEHOLD!"
Yonny's eyes begin to fill with fear as he stares at his fathers.
Louie frowns... "you know Yonny.. I actually ordered wreck it Ralph to break up with you... I wanted to eat him but Olimar wouldn't let me take it that far, despite the sin of gayness"
Deku steps forward... "sorry s-sir... b-b-but aren't you two gay yourselves....?"
Olimar walks forward to deku and grabs him by the collar of his shirt before looking back at Louie.
"I'm the armoured titan... and he's the colossal titan... " Olimar stated as he points to Louie.
"Are we really doing this, Olimar? Right here? Right now??" Louie gasps, in shock.
Before the green young lovers could run away, Olimar transforms into his titan, and Louie follows.
Yonny was... unfortunately ate by his father, Louie.
Deku, screaming in shock runs away and years later begins the rumbling and kills every single human alive, in revenge of his lover who he never had the chance to confess to.
The two lovers meet in the afterlife as birds and live in a mossy green nest... plenty of eggs are laid. They then spend the rest of their lives making bird love and protecting their eggs from pigs and homophobes like moss.
~The end~
This story was a whole joke btw + I don't actually ship any of these characters
That's it! Bye
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