Joost x yn one shorty + fanfik chuj wie co

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What the fuck.

I don't think they were expecting something like that to happen. Edyta Górniak letting them perform on the Eurovision? With that song? Is she for real? or is she baiting... There wad Steczkowska, Luna and that girls from tiktok..Even The Tower was better than their song...and after all their pronouns they/them... Maybe Edytka had changed...Noway, she will never change.

After all of the performances and telling the results, yn stand on the scene - right in the middle of it and take some photos with Edyta Górniak. That was probably the worst part of the whole show, but they didn't care at all. Yn was still thinking about the moment, when their name was called as the winner and they immediately knew it was a big mistake.

Well, it was a huge distinction to be chosen by the Polish jury as a representative of Poland in Malmö, a huge responsibility, a lot of stress.. Yn don't really know if they will make it, but they needed to.

Who would think it all will start with a stupid bet? It was just another innocent meeting with their friend, well maybe not that innocent..after all what meeting are good without a bit of alcohol?

That's when yn's best friend decided it was a good idea to make a bet with them and knowing that Eurovision was coming and they played on the electric guitar....it wasn't hard to guess what the bet would be about.

"Zapierdalaj na ta Eurowizje i funduje ci szlugi przez następny rok. Ale te takie drogie oczywiście." Alexander muttered, taking a sip from his bottle of vodka or whisky, he didn't even remember what he was drinking. They both were sitting in yn's apartment, drinking alcohol like always on friday evening. Yn was taking some more bottles from the kitchen counter, while Alexander watched old Eurovision songs, like Cha cha cha or Carpe Diem or Solo, spread on the couch.

"Pierdol sie, tylko rok?" Yn replied, walking over to him to toss him a bottle of Żywiec.

"Cholera jasna nie jestem jakimś bogaczem....nie masz nic mocniejszego?" Alexander pouted, looking up at Yn

"Nie, Marek za kratami nie pamiętasz? Chuj ćpał w szkolnym kiblu to ma za swoje." Yn threw Alexander's legs off of the couch to sit there.

"Dalej go nie wypuścili? Myślałem że starzy wypłacili mu tą kaucje czy inne gówno." Alexander put his legs on Yn's lap.

"Jego rodzice mają go w dupie. Dobra, co z tym dealem. Dwa lata i jade na Eurowizje."

"Pojebało cie? Nie mam tyle kasy.....dobra pierdol sie, i tak się nie dostaniesz." Alexander muttered, clearly not satisfied with that deal.

"Deal." They shake their hands and that's where the history began.

Yn made a song. Sang, played it in front of the polish jury and got into the contest without too much troubles, to their own surprise..

That's why they were standing in front of a giant dark blue block or more like an arena, holding their bags and guitar on their back.

They weren't stressed, alright? Not when they told them about this whole shitshow, not when they fly on the plane or when they were standing in front of that giant big block. Yup. No stress...

Of course they were stressed, well maybe not before, but now...oh my god. Million thoughts run through their head. What if their performance will be bad? What if they won't get good grades?? What if Alexander won't give them those cigarettes??? Oh Yn didn't want to think about it.. That's why they just stood there, looking at the glass and people that have already been inside, talking and taking photos with eachother

"Tak, Edytka się pomyliła, mam to w dupie. Tak. Chuj im w dupę. Nie wejdę tam." Yn said and turned around with eyes closed. They took a step forward and of course it was a mistake.

They fell down the stairs. "Cholera jasna, kurwa moja głowa o japierdooooooleeee.." Yn muttered against the warm bricks of sunny Malmö.

Yn fell straight on their face, without making any effor, to get up. The ground was quite warm and so soft.. and they don't need to go to that contest. Fuck that their nose hurts like hell and for sure one of their limbs were broken.. it was way better than perform with their shitty song in front of the whole word.

And with that thought they just fall asleep, but more likely just fall unconscious because of their fall. Right there. On the ground. Funny, isn't It? Fall unconscious right in front of Eurovision's building entrance, on the stairs..

Yn never thought they'll end this way. They thought they'll end up under some kind of nice bridge or in sewage...that's a nice end..

..well, if not for a big blue human in a bird costume, an uncle and a tall man wearing that weird blue suit and mullet cut blond hair..

19.05.2024.