Joost x yn one shorty + fanfik chuj wie co

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Yn felt like they were in heaven, floating on one of the clouds, sun was shining on them but not that much.. Their life finally felt better. No rent to pay, no studies.. everything became more..easy. They could live like this forever. No worries, just floating on a big cloud. Have they died? Maybe, probably. It would be nice to actually die not only in one of their fever dreams..

It was way better than running late with paying the rent and working all night for a few cents. Everything was better than that hole they were in, before that shitshow (Eurovision). But now, when they lay on a soft cloud nothing really matters anymore. After all they have everything they wanted, right?

Dreams can't last forever, unfortunately. Soon, Yn felt themselves sinking to the cloud. They wanted to catch onto something, clung to it and never let go, but nothing was going to help them now.

They fell right on the hard dirt.

"QUAUAUAAAUQQQQAAAAACCCCCKKKK THEY'RE WAKING UP BOSS!!!!!!!" Yn heard a voice screaming right next to them. What the fuck?? Was that some kind of bird or something..???

"Dont scream you'll scare them!!" Other voice shouted not as loud as the first one, but still.

"Aw, my head..fuck..what happened..?" Yn muttered, slowly opening their eyes, but the bright light immediately stopped them from doing so. How is it so bright here? They tried to sit up, but their efforts failed because of someone pinning them down.

"Oh no no no no no no no no no no no, you need to rest right now. You hit your pretty head really hard." That same voice said.

Finally Yn after a few seconds fighting with the light, opened their eyes, looking around. The first thing they saw was...a big blue human that was dressed in a blue bird costume... Next was a man with an unnatural suit (??) Can they even name it a suit? It had big shoulders, too big to be called a normal suit. The last person looked more normal than the rest, just a shirt with flamingos or other flowers.

Have they gone to hell or something? Are these demons or what..???

"Uhhh- who are you and where am I??" Yn asked, sitting up when the man with that weird suit let them. Something wet fell from their head on their lap and soon they noticed it was a bag of ice.

"QUAAACKKK In the hotel room of the famous Kalvin Klein!!! QUAAACKK!!!" The bird started, but was immediately hit by that weird man with a weird suit. "Alright! The famous Joost Klein!!! Quack!!"

That man with a suit bowed, shaking hands with invisible people in his mind, thanking them for everything, like he just won an oscar and went to receive it or something..

"Yeah yeah it's me (mario), Joost Klein!! And you are the lucky one, to me in person!!" He said with too much enthusiasm for Yn's liking. Don't get me wrong, Yn doesn't dislike him it's just.. Yn wasn't a golden retriever. A sunny person that radiates with happiness. In every test they took they were a black cat..an introvert that only wants peace. Nothing more than that... not like that Kalvin Klein guy. He was for sure a golden retriever or something like that..

Anyways, Yn looked at Joost clearly confused. They didn't fall for his charm that easily...they didn't even know him at all...

"..uhh.....nice to meet you.." Yn said, looking around the room for the first time, they didn't notice anything abnormal. Just a usual room with normal things..with a big Netherlands flag on the desk and many suitcases scattered around the room.

Joost looked at Yn a bit confused. They didn't react at all to his attempt of humour and that was weird.

"Alright, how are you feeling??? Everything good? You fall from the stairs after all..your nose is broken..by the way." He clapped his hands, bringing Yn to reality after giving them time for memories to sink in.

"Yeahh...everything's good.......thanks..or something.." They muttered back awkwardly, their social skills vanishing just like Poland in 1795.

Finally Yn realized they probably haven't Introduced themselves and decided to do so.

"..I'm Yn by the way.........soo....you are an..Eurovision contestant?" Yn finally spoke, trying to ease the awkwardness that was built between them in a matter of seconds.

"Yeah, how do you know?" Joost asked with that goofy smile of his.

"You either look like you run away from some mental hospital or Eurovision." Yn said, trying to examine what state their body were in and get the fuck out of here as fast as they can. "...I'll get going. I have a meeting to attend and- CHOLER JASN-" Yn got up, but fell immediately on the ground. Well, almost on the ground. More likely..on Joost, who didn't expect this and that's why Yn was laying on top of Joost now.

Easy, right?

Not for Yn.

Look, Yn wasn't a person for romance. They weren't really interested in that type of bullshit - their own words, not mine. Their romantic experience is limited to their first boyfriend back in kindergarten and another in high school. Both ended after a few days, because Yn didn't want to hold hands or kiss.. and to be honest, Yn didn't mind it that it ended that fast. They were grateful for it.

They shouldn't react to that closeness. They never reacted to this.

So why the fuck their face was burning so much?

It was just a weird ass stranger that seems like he got out of Alice in Wonderland.

What the fuck was happening with them?

Joost laughed at that. "Already falling for me? I knew I had the charm, but damn.." Yn's cheeks were like cherries now. The worst thing was that they didn't know what to do. Their thinking was blocked by something and that's why they didn't know how to just stand up and walk out of the room. Like a normal person. Fuck it nothing here was normal.

"Alright, cheery, I know it's comfortable and all, but you have a meeting to attend right? I don't want to slow you down..haha" Kalvin Klein said after a moment, his own face was a light shade of pink. It was visible that he was a bit sheepish.

That's when something in Yn clicked and they quickly got up and stood up straight, wobbling for a moment, but they quickly gained the power in their legs.

"Yeah, sorry....I'll go..." Yn said and helped Joost up. Then they looked around for the door to get out, before Joost would have started saying anything. Luckily the bird pointed at the door with his wing, while Joost was fixing his clothes. Yn thanked him with a small nod and took their bag from the couch. "Uhhh- see you around or something..." They muttered, walking out of the room, not really hearing that Joost shouted after them to exchange numbers. Or maybe they ignored it. No one knows.

The whole way to their hotel room, Yn was thinking of that situation. First day in Malmö and they already embarrassed themselves.. hooray.

Yn made their way to the hotel room, locking it after they walked in. They sighed with relief, falling on the couch and immediately regretting it. Their nose was still hurting from that fall a few hours ago...

That's why they gave up on laying on the couch like they were shot in the back of their head. Face down. Yn turned on the TV and started watching it, not bothering to even check the time. They were way too spent mentally and physically to think about that..even though, something felt off.

Did they forget about something? No way...their phone? Yes it's here. Bag? On the ground. Guitar? It's right next to-

They forgot about the guitar.

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8.06.2024