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Hotpants92: will you marry me?

I ALREADY SAID NOT TO ASK THAT. no, I will not marry you. I'm apparently already married to LARRYSUNICORNCHILD and NoFookingWayLarry. And a million other people who I don't know.

@cookies_n_cupcakes1D: how yo life? You know, experiments and stuff,

or maybe you're available to have a date with me? :3

I've been too busy with Larry (I ship it) to make experiments, but when I do, I've been having plans of making a money tree. And how old are you? 12, was it? You're way too young for me. I'm in my 40's (but if anyone asks, I'm 32), and if I were to date you I would be considered a pedophile.

@_Bad_Posture_Band_: since you haven't been experimenting on helpless animals anymore (I sure hope not babe) what have you been doing with your life?

will you marry me? ...its...for...school

As I answered in the previous question, I've been making sure Louis and Harry don't get themselves in any kinds of trouble. Very hard work, so I usually don't have time for my money tree. And yes, if it's for school...

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