...hey...how yall doing...??? ehe..well uh...yeaaaahhh...lets not talk about what happened this past months...just uhh. yeah. I will have to skip introductions in act 14 since my motivation is literally dead. dead asf.
BTW, I was gaining my every braincell in this fiber being to do it.
So I decided to throw up this tiny chapter up. idk when I'll update, but its probably soon /srs, since I got a bit more motivation.
Xoxo, Author ! ! ! 1!
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M/n POV
How does this BLONDIE have this much stamina?!?!? bro is not Undertale sans! fuck. why was I born with low ass stamina. I swear! do I gotta pull out some adventure cool creator unicorn poop escape?! I dont wanna be scaramouche with his puppet headed ass! oh my god, why do I keep swearing! AAAAAA!
Nobody's POV
As Albedo was chasing M/n with the unknown wtf wth potion, he used his super "cool" powers to somehow block M/n's way. So M/n had. nowhere to run, yet!, he knows Albedo is basically chalk from lore, so he decided hes gonna put water on albedo! which pretty much is the stupidest thing he ever did in his years of living, but hey, its M/n no one gives a fuck. Probably Shobio does but.. nobody really cares.
As Albedo comes near M/n, M/n splashes Albedo with water. just like how he imagined it inside his head, and use that distraction to run out, which made Albedo surprised. I mean, isn't the creator cannoically stupid?
As M/n was evading Albedo, he clashes pass with Klee..
M/n POV
...Shit. why in all times does Klee have to be here! I love that child to bits, sure, whatever, but if shes anything like Albedo, shes not gonna let me pass!
We look eachother into eachother eachother eacother eyes. /why the hell did you put so much "eachother" in it, you're not supposed to do it you MONKEY."/
...erm, that sounds a bit racis- /hey now!! I could accidentally bitch slap you into jujutsu kaizen with zesty gojo!/ oh. oh. em.. erm. uh. uhm. okay I didnt mean it. promise. trust.
I could feel Klee's eyes, it was dark. malicious intent behind it. what is this..girl thinking. I know for a fact it's not good, and her brother is catching up! and plus, im getting frostbite! I might actually faint! I need a distraction! FAST!
I stop making eye contact with Klee, and immediately ran away, She soon followed suit with her brother, I guess the author in their own fanfic made them sister and brother-- /I swear im gonna- just, stop breaking the fourth wall!/ fine...
After hours upon hours which were actually just 46 minutes of chasing me, we got out of dragonspine luckily. which in my opinion, good. it means I won't get any frostbite anymore, and I dont get to be a stupid controlled puppet for somebody that thinks im their creator! im no creator..I dont even remember being one...right?
we were in some forest, yet all the animals let those Klee and Albedo follow me. like they know its for my good, which isn't!
The worst thing is, Klee is now doing her attacks to blow the place infront of me to stop me from running away, which is terrifying! cute in game but absolutely so terrifying In real life! I mean! you see a child running after you with bombs on their hands! completely terrifying!
I rub my e/c eyes, im getting dizzy.. I really dont wanna faint or pass out, it will just pursue another chasing time! haaaa..so dizzy! and im full of sweat how disgusting!
IF IT WERE ONLY IF I DIDNT OPEN THE FUCKING DRAWER I WOULD'VE BEEN SAFE!
/you would not be safe, not from my grasps./
Shut up, Author, just shut up, im dizzy!
I see a hilichurl, and they...defended me! oh thank god! thank you mr hilichurl! I love you so mu-
Nobody's POV
the hilichurl gets absolutely obliterated by Klee and Albedo's attacks, specifically a bomb and some geo attack. he had no chance to survive one second.
M/n's POV
Oh. Wow.
Bro wasn't allowed to see for one more day I guess...
Will probably give you a furneral.
Somehow...
I opened my mouth to speak but another bomb just so happens to shut me up in fear. Whats with this kid and bombs! where's jean when you need her!
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Did Albedo just splash that Unknown wtf wth potion on me..?
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ACT 14 is finally done. im going to sleep.
-XoXo Author.
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