The Tea Timers kill the Elders🤭 (Satire story)

Tea Timers kill the Elders

*One day, three smelly rats called the Tea Timers, all decided to go to McDonald's just to play in the play place.*

Eliza: "OMG HELP MEH I'M STUCK IN THE SLIDE AHAHHIHWAOHAHAKAKJALAJLALJLEJOEJAHHAAHAHQOHSAAAAAAA"

George: "GURL SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU'LL LIVE."

*While George and Eliza were arguing like stupidos, Jane was bullying other kids.*

Jane: "HEY KID, I BET YOU'RE FATHERLESS LOL LOL LOL YOU SUCK LOL"

Random kid: "It is hilarious how you are trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence."

Jane: "Umm....what???

Random kid: "You were so happy for the negativity of your Covid test, we didn't want to spoil the happiness by telling you it was IQ test."

Jane: 😨

Random kid: "I don't hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five."

Jane: "STOP" 😭

Random kid: "I'm gonna be honest, whoever told you to be yourself, gave REALLY bad advice."

Jane: "...I-I..."

Random kid's dad: "Timothy! It's time to go home!"

Random kid: "Okay dad!"

Random kid: "Fun playing with you, bye!"

Jane: *Speechless*

George: "Hey, Jane could you perhaps help me with Eliza? She won't shut her mouth because she got stuck in the slide."

Jane: "Umm, y-yeah."

Eliza: "HURRY UP, I NEED HELP!"

George: "Yeah, be there in one sec--"

Mark: "MOVE FATASS"

*Mark goes down the slide, pushing Eliza down with him*

Eliza: "Excuse you?!"

Mark: *Mocking Eliza* "ExCuSe yOu?!"

Eliza: "Where are your manners, young man?!"

Mark: "100% sure I'm older than you."

David: "Are you okay, Mark? Is this little kid bothering you?"

Barry: "She's probably fatherless."

Mark and David: "LOL GOOD ONE, BARRY."

Jane: "UHM WHAT?? I USED THAT EXACT ROAST LIKE, TWO MINUTES AGO AND NOBODY CARED!"

David: "And, who are you??"

Jane: "ur mom lol."

Mark: "That was horrible."

Jane: "I know."

George: "ErM aCtUaLLy, YoU'Re HoRRiBLe"

Mark: "STFU, GEORGENOTFOUND."

George: "Who--"

Eliza: "Can we all just shut our mouths please?????"

Barry: "Yeah, right after you shut yours."

David: "Y'know what, guys? This is a WASTE of our time, arguing with these...nose-picking children..."

George: "WHAT?!"

Mark: "Alright, let's jus go home."

Jane: "YEAH, GO HOME, STUPDIOS. ACTUALLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE TEENS EVEN DOING HERE AT THE MCDONALD'S PLAY PLACE ANYWAYS?!"

Mark: "E-ERM ACTCHUALLEAY--"

David: "GUYS. COME ON, LIKE I SAID, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, ARGUING WITH LITERAL CHILDREN."

Barry: "Yeah, David's right we should--OMG WAIT I LEFT MY COOKIES IN THE DISHWASHER!"

George: "You put cookies in the dishwasher???"

Barry: "Um, yeah? Gotta keep the cookies germ-free."

*The Tea Timers and the Elders go back home*

*Later, with the Tea Timers...*

Jane: "GRR I HATE THOSE STUPIDO RATS"

Eliza: "fr."

Jane: "WAIT OML I HAVE IDEA"

George: "what is it?"

Jane: "LES KILL EM"

Eliza: "Gurl, we're not gonna kill the--"

*Then they all arrive at Elder Rock*

Eliza: "I didn't agree to this."

George: "Well, neither than I, but here we are."

*The Tea Timers all break into their home*

Jane: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MOTHERDUCKERS."

George: "Really...? Motherduckers...?"

Mark: "What the hell do ya'll want?"

Jane: "Your lives."

Barry: "Sorry, don't have that with me at the moment. Buuuuut, I do have cookies that I JUST got out of the dishwasher."

David: "We have a dishwasher?"

Barry: "no."

Eliza: "Jane, please can we just go home--"

Jane: "NO STFU, ELIZA."

George: "It's 2:00 in morning..."

Jane: "IDC LEMME JUST KILL THESE RATS."

Mark: "And how exactly will little brats kill us?"

Jane: "With a gun."

Mark: "Heya, Jane. Can I just see that gun for a second, I need to see if it's loaded or not."

Jane: "Oh yeah, sure!"

*Mark takes the gun and puts it in the dishwasher.*

David: "Huh. Never thought that dishwasher would be useful."

George: "Jane, please. We're all tired and would love to just go to sleep."

Jane: "That...stupid nerd...took...my gun..."

Eliza: "OHH NO WHOOPSIE, OUR GUN IS GONE LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO JUST GO HOME AND--"

Jane: "NUH UH I AIN'T FINISHED WITH THESE GRANDPAS."

*Jane CUTELY eats the Elders and their dishwasher.*

Jane: "I feel so sigma!"

George: "...what."

THE END.