Re: Zero (AI Fanfic)

Chapter 1

In the ethereal expanse of the theater, where the Re:Zero cast had been transported by the enigmatic Warden, a peculiar scene unfolded before their eyes. The Warden, with an enigmatic smile, had promised to unveil a reality that transcended their own.

A projection shimmered into existence, depicting Roswaal's opulent mansion. To their astonishment, they beheld Subaru in his familiar butler's uniform, yet beside him stood an unknown boy with piercing blue eyes and short black hair.

'Warden,' Rem inquired, her voice trembling slightly, 'who is that boy?'

'That, my dear Rem,' the Warden replied, 'is Y/N, a youth from a world parallel to Subaru's own. Pay close attention, for their bond and their perspectives may hold wisdom that could alter your understanding of your reality.'

The cast watched in rapt fascination as Y/N and Subaru engaged in lively banter.

'Y/N,' Subaru asked, 'what do you make of Ros-chi?'

Y/N chuckled. 'What do you want to hear first, the lie or the truth?'

'The lie,' Subaru replied, his face expectant.

'Roswaal? He's the nicest guy I've ever met,' Y/N said with a mischievous grin.

'And the truth?'

Y/N's expression hardened. 'He's the biggest idiot I've ever laid eyes upon. I have more complaints about that man than there are stars in the sky. He's got so much wrong with him, it'd take me longer to list it than Roswaal's relationship with Echidna has lasted. And that's saying something, considering that they're not even a couple. Why? Because Echidna couldn't care less about that Joker knockoff. Roswaal should take a hint and quit chasing after her. But no, he'd rather keep making ridiculously insane decisions that make me wonder if he's got a death wish. It goes something like this: 'Let's hire an assassin to steal Emilia's insignia, and if that doesn't work, let's assassinate her. What's that? The first plan didn't work? Then let's bring in another assassin, this one with a puppy that can curse you with just one bite. Oh, and to top it off, let's get rid of Rem in the process, just for extra trauma. Then, when all of that fails, let's hire those same assassins again and attack the mansion while I invite an army of hungry rabbits to feast on innocent people. It's for my precious teacher, Echidna, so it's all fine and dandy. Oh no, my perfect plan has failed. Woe is me, woe is me.' Shut the hell up, you crybaby!'

Subaru coughed awkwardly. 'Jeez, Y/N, that's a bit harsh, but I can't say I disagree.'

Y/N shrugged. 'That's him in a nutshell. Ram's obsessed with saving him, but she's got about as much chance as her boobs. Poor girl, she's flatter than a pancake. Petra's got more curves than her and she's still in grade school.'

The Re:Zero cast erupted into a mix of laughter and disbelief. Emilia, despite her normally gentle nature, couldn't help but chuckle at Y/N's blunt honesty.

'I had no idea Y/N had such a...unique perspective on Roswaal,' Beatrice remarked, her voice laced with amusement.

'He may not always be the most eloquent or the most tactful,' the Warden interjected, 'but Y/N's insights offer a glimpse into the hidden flaws and complexities of those around us. Remember, even in the most familiar of worlds, there are always different perspectives to be discovered.'

And so, the Re:Zero cast departed the theater with a newfound appreciation for the intricate tapestry of their reality, forever cherishing the wisdom imparted by the enigmatic Y/N.

So, what do you think?