Mercutio x romeo 💖💖💖 (FT. FRIAR LAURENCE 😱😱😱😱)

part wun

mercutio was walking through the streets of verona with benvolio, hoping not to bump into tybalt (it's on sight). he then sees romeo walking through looking depressed. "w-what's wrong romeo?!??!??!?!?😥😥😥" he says frantically, "rosaline said she a nun.........." "ok but like y did u leave her??" "bc i wanted to marry her and use her like every woman was used back then" "o ok" they then stare at each other for a moment before romeo looks away, blushing uwu, "i have to go now..... i'm going to the capulet ball where they invite everyone and act surprised when they see a montague" he farts sadly and walks away

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at the ball

romeo walks around and soon sees mercutio standing alone, "hey mercutio-kun...uwu.." (please kill me im being forced to write this) "hey romeo..... you're looking pretty smexy...." they continue talking and soon they start making out "ew that's pretty gay" samsung and greggo the preggo say in unison. they soon get destroyed by tybalt's massive shlong.