Mercutio x romeo 💖💖💖 (FT. FRIAR LAURENCE 😱😱😱😱)

part tewo

mercutio and romeo walk through verona hand in hand. prince escalus sees them and goes up to them "NO GAY PEPUL WILL BE IN THE GODLY TOWN OF VERONA UNDER MY WATCH!!!!! YOU WILL HAVE BEEN BANISHMENT ROMEO MONTAGAY!!!!!!" romeo sobs violently and gets sent to mantua where he will be forever be separated from his lover.... or will he?

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mercutio sobs in his room then packs his things and runs away to mantua. he and romeo reunite and start making outing vigorously. "oh my love, we need to get married" romeo says, "ok" they approach fryer laurence's cell and see he's not there. they see a note on the table that reads "i'm working my shift at mcdonald's. if u want some guds then come back l8er praise the lord" they wait and eventually he comes in. "hello my childs what brings u here" "we would like to be married" "srry but i'm a man of god and i don't laik gey pepul... but i'll let it slide this time" "huzzah!"

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they enter the chapel with their tux except romeo is wearing a wedding dress. looking weirded the frick out, friar starts saying the wedding stuffs "do u take romeo to be ur wife" and all that jazz. they make out and run back to verona as a now married couple. before they enter verona the capulets (the opps), bite their thumbs as an attempt to fight them because their gay or because their montagues... maybe both? they all whip out their shlongs and start sword fighting. romeo and mercutio slain the others, winning the bloody battle. they soon have children some how, breaking the laws of biology, and live happily ever after or something