Random FNaF AU one-shots

Story 1: Cakeastrophe (Story Version)

The characters included in this story include:

Roxanne Wolf

(All references are drawn by me)
Now onto the story!

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Eclipse picked up a barrel, carrying it to two barrels stacked onto each other. Finishing up his work, he turned to the big double doors. "ECLIPSE!" A loud, girly voice stopped Eclipse in his tracks. "Hm?" He turned around towards the ball pit, where the voice had come from. A white figure covered in pink and bright colors rushed towards him, knocking him to the ground from how fast the animatronic had gone. Eclipse groaned, "Ch- Chica?" Glamrock Chica held onto Eclipse for dear life. "Yes? What is it, Eclipse?" "C- could you get off- off of me?" The jester animatronic asked. "Fiinnee..." Chica said reluctantly as she detached herself from Eclipse. They both stood up, Eclipse brushed his pants off while Chica swayed her arms back and forth in excitement. "Okay, so, wha- what is it that you want, Ch- Chica?" "Uh, oh! I remember it now, I wanted to know if you would want to bake with me!" Eclipse sighed, his voice box staticky. "Yeah, s- sure, I would lo- love to." "Yay!" Chica exclaimed. "Come on, let's go!" She took Eclipse's hand and pulled him all the way to Cupcake Shoppe, ignoring all the glances from her former band mates and staff bots.

"Hey chick, where you takin' your lover boy over here?" Roxy said with a snarky tone. "C- can you leave us alone Rox- Roxanne?" Eclipse asked. Roxy scoffed, "and why would I do that, nerd?" A loud screech came out of Eclipse's voice box, making him facepalm. He used his hands to sign instead, because it would be very helpful! Eclipse signed. Roxy looked confused, so Chica translated, "he said, 'because it would be very helpful!'" "Okay, whatever, I shouldn't even be wasting my time talking to you anyways." Chica rolled her eyes, taking Eclipse's hand once again she took him all the way to the space between Monty's Gator Golf and Kid's Cove.

A couple more minutes later and they both were right in front of Cupcake Shoppe. "Come on!" Chica dragged Eclipse inside, pulling on his arm hard. She pulled him into the building that said Let's Eat!, the building was a big mess, cockroaches and food covering the place's floor. The place had definitely seen better days, but it seems that this day was not one of them.

While Chica took him into the kitchen, Eclipse saw the posters with Chica's face on them, the dirtiness of the place and posters just made him cringe internally. "Ch- Chi- ca?" Eclipse stuttered, struggling to use his voice box. "Yeah?" "Wh- why- sss this place sssoo dirt- y?" "Uhm, kids." Chica lied. "O- kay...."

Chica grabbed a bunch of random ingredients as well as a bowl. Eclipse stared suspiciously as Chica cracked the eggs, poured the flour in, and mixed the concoction of many things. She put the mixture into the oven and waited, not long after the "cake" Chica baked caught on fire. "Uh, Ch- Chica. The oven." Eclipse pointed. "It- it's on fire." "Hm? Oh, yeah."

"WAIT WHAT?!"

Chica rushed and grabbed a fire extinguisher and struggled to put out the fire. She opened the oven, taking the burnt cake out with oven mitts. "It still looks somewhat edible, right?" Chica held the cake out to Eclipse. "No, n- no it does- does not." Chica looked down, she opened her beak and took a bite out of the burnt cake, "whatever, it's not like I'm giving it to anyone."

Chica continuously took bites out of the cake, making Eclipse cringe. "Mm, yummy." She said with a mouthful of burnt cake.

"Ew."