funny rock

1

"You're cooked."
Kyuhyun broke the silence that had taken over their flat. Changmin groaned, his head in his hands.
"You're telling me you only met him once? But you're basically in love with him?"
"He's always in the crowd when we perform... and I feel like we're meant to be... DONT LAUGH!"
Kyuhyun burst out laughing. "You slept together." He stated like he already knew it was a fact.
"Well yes-"

"I'm back!" Shouted the third flatmate - Minho, who for some reason looked like he was about to cry.
"Where have you even been?" Kyuhyun asked.
"The gym." Minho answered tearfully.
"So why are you crying?"
"I saw Key... with another man!" Minho ran to the sofa and jumped over the back to sit next to Changmin, before burying himself in one of the cushions.
"If i'm cooked them he's burnt.. whatever cooked means." said Changmin, patting the younger man on the back.

"You don't know they're together together, they could just be friends." Kyuhyun stated calmly.
"I know all of Keys friends!! I was his first friend since before we were one year old!! I have never seen that man in my life!!"
"Ok ok calm down." Kyuhyun said, "Why do you two have so much drama??"
"Maybe if you talked to a real person rather than kissing your PS5 every night you'd understand." Changmin retorted.
"Fuck off." Kyuhyun said and went to shut himself in his room.
"Where are you going?" Changmin shouted.
"PS5 WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE?" came Kyuhyun's voice from behind the door, leaving Changmin and Minho laughing before they returned to crying pathetically about men together.