Discord Moderator's Death Note

Discord Moderator Finds the Death Note

Dark and gray world, the realm of the shinigami. Where the gods of death sit to assure life's inevitable reality, death itself. There sits the shinigami Cocku, him looking at the senseless boring realm. The shinigamis live a soul-less routine, playing poker or watching the dust settle to entertain themselves. Cocku was sick of this dump, Him eager to try something new, a new area of entertainment.

D I S C O R D  M O D E R A T O R ' S  D E A T H  N O T E

Pablo Yagami, a 17 year old high school student residing in the Kanto region of Japan. Nicknamed "Mount Fuji" by his classmates, He is a man that over-achieved the possibility of japanese DNA. He won the international competition of Obesity, a man who has an IQ of 328 in weight gain. He the man who weighs 195kg, with a height of 158cm.  He nicknames himself as the "Sumo Fighter", a man whose agility quadruples once his launch box is taken away. But it's not just his great talent in weight production, but also his expertise in the art of watching anime. He is the man who watched 1867 episodes of the great hit anime called: "Boku no Pico". Alongside this expertise comes complete mastery in the art of DISCORD MODERATION. There Pablo spends 22 hours of his life moderating a discord server. Getting rid of those "E-Boys" and keeping the E-Girls is his own code of conduct. No one can compete against the legendary Pablo Yagami.

In the high school, there Pablo Yagami sits next to the school window. His palm holding his left large cheek. 

The teacher had noticed his lack of focus and said: "Yagami-kun, What's the matter? Please translate this sentence" 

There Yagami realises the fault of his own. He was more focused on his Love Live fan fiction than his studies. He looks at the teacher unbodered with a cheeky smile, he replies: "Mhm. Yes gladly I will sir. I'm the greatest student of the class and I shall be the man who'd show you this factual reality, the dependency and the integral reality of my intelligence will abolish your right to ever quote the experiment of me as a student focusing mainly on finishing my japanese animation fan fiction."

There Pablo looks at the book in order to translate the french sentence. He as he smirks, replies: "J'ai vu la france paris la baguette et la fromage vive les salades".

Instead of the teacher having to bother fixing his mistake, he'd rather ignore him. As Pablo Yagami's intense egoism is a sight to behold. His father was a police man who is an integral part of the Kanto Police Department of Japan, while his sister is the smartest and highest ranking student of all of Japan. This reality had created a man that thinks fodly of himself, despite the fact that the success of his family isn't something he owns. You'd think his sister would be the MC.

The students had noticed Pablo's peculiar demeanor and indeed tryed many times to bully him, however it wouldn't even buldge his egoism but rather play a part of his delusion of being a main character. A bully yells out: "MOUNT FUJI" as an insult.

Pablo rolled his eyes, unfazed by the tired taunt. He smirks to bully and replies: "Day in. Day out. The same thing over and over again."

Cocku in the underworld of the shinigami thinks to himself: "It's so ridicoulous".

A beat of silence followed the insult. Then, as if by unspoken agreement, both Pablo and Cocku, in their separate realms, yelled out: "This world is rotten!".

CHAPTER 1: Discord Moderator Finds the Death Note