one darn diddly doodly daddly day in the month of fartgigglenugget 2058 crusty boy was taking a crusty walk down his crusty street. crusty boy suddenly sawed a. a epic machine. and it was being sold for 2 million crusty dollars. so crysty boy said "oooooh! do do a dollop of daisy!" and buyed it. he buyed it. yes. so he walked to his crusty house with the machine up his flat pancake ass so his parnets wouldn5 see it. he tooked the machine to his crusty room that hasnt been washed since the birth of venus and he tried out the machine. the machine farted. it went pooooooooooot. and it was so loud it caused a level 90000000 earth quack. crusty mommy and crusty daddy say "disgrace to this earth, what the hell was that". crusty boy let out a scared toot and sayed "ummm... me spent 2 million monys... and... machine... fart 😢" crusty parents angry. "2 MILLION MONYEE?!?!?!??!?!?" "yis 😭" daddy farts in anger. "crusty boy you are soooooooooooo grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded forver. that means no more skippity toy let." crusty boy so sad that fart. then mommy say "and today is punishment day." crusty boy crode.
"first punishment: tootsie" and crusty boy tootsied out his ass. "second punishment: meemaw" meemaw appeared and did the meemaw dance. crusty boy crode. "third punishment: apple fart" the apple farted. stink. "fourth punishment: sprinklehead" an ugly disgusting horse called sprinklehead barges in and starts shaking its poopy shitty ass in bossa nova tempo. and it even fart it. it did the fart samba. crusty boy crode again. "sixth punishment: y/n" crusty boy gazed into y/n's blue orbs. this made y/n let out a juicy toot. crusty boy crew. "final punishment: die" crusty boy got 3 shoes shoved so far up his crusty anus that he dieded. the end ☺️❤️
