Undertale: The Assassin (Killer Sans X Bluey AU)

Violence

BREAKING NEWS!

Reporter: Today on the news, we're going to be talking about an unknown entity here in Brisbane, Australia.

Reporter: This entity has been killing citizens one by one disappearing into thin air everywhere.

Reporter: Police are trying to capture the entity as hard as they can to save us all from death.

Reporter: What's your status on the report, Officer?

Officer: Negative, Sir. It seems that the deadly skeleton has been teleporting all sorts of places and killing innocents with no correlation for 2 months.

Officer: A few people witnessed the skeleton teleporting away, suspecting that they might be with us for more than a year.

Officer: However, they might have more powers than that as he's no ordinary skeleton.

Reporter: Thank you for the feedback, Officer. Now for the next news--

Bandit turns off the TV with a remote.

Assassin: Hey! I was watching that!

Bandit: So, how much EXP you want our daughter to get into again?

Assassin: LV 20 to reset my world back to normal.

Assassin: Against my expectations, they have not a lot of EXP.

Bandit: Why not just bring the prisoners from jail?

Assassin: I could but that place is heavily guarded by prisoners and I can't teleport there specifically if I don't know every detail of it. I'll be caught immediately even before it started.

Assassin: But hey! At least I made your daughter reach to LV 6. That's as much EXP after killing all the monsters in Ruins!

Bandit: Speaking of which, where's Bluey?

Assassin: Considering how bad she was using skills with the knife, I made her practice with an actual gun.

Bandit: Why?

Assassin: If you kill someone with a knife, they might have a fighting chance and kills you instead. And with guns? They'll never know who killed them when you're in stealth much.

Bandit: You know a lot about it, huh?

Assassin: No need to thank me. I've been partners with some massive murderers known from universes and such.

Assassin: Anyways, I'll bring you to her destination real quick.

Assassin Sans and Bandit teleports to a gray area and Sans glances at Bluey and sees a bunch of failed attempts on the target practice.

Bluey: What?

Bandit: I thought you gave her a nerf gun. But I guess this is the reason why you said her knife skills are bad.

Assassin: I'm a wanted criminal. I don't go shopping, I use my own weapons on missions.

Assassin: My old boss didn't call me on undercover missions anyways. I figured out that I[m bad at it while I was in this world of yours.

Assassin: Well, if you would excuse me, could you teach your daughter with the weapon while I find more people to sacrifice.

Bandit: Sure, mate.