Detentionaire - Rewritten

Blitzkrieg Bop'd

(This is basically the pilot episode rewritten with one of my OCs being slightly foreshadowed, you can skip this chapter if you want but I don't recommend doing so.)

"You boy, are sentenced to one full year of detention!"

A ferocious growl echoed in the assembly hall. Thousands of students, hundreds of cliques and tons of teachers all covered in neon green paint. Except for one.

"But sir! I didn't do it! I was in the washroom the whole time!" Lee Ping tried to argue. But it was no use. His half-human half-cyborg Principal snarled in front of him. Suddenly, a loud beeping noise occurred.

"Oh no! It's going to happen again!" A student cried out loud. Every head turned to the source of the beeping. It came from a red bag sitting in the middle of the hall. The Principal marched towards the culprit, and picked it up with his robotic fingers. The beeping noise suddenly stopped, with a poof of smoke opening the mysterious item.

"Who does this belong to?" The Principal shouted.

"It kind of looks like...mine?" Lee questioned.

"Oh yeah? Well if you didn't do the prank then why do you have blue prints of the school, cans of green paint and a remote that made that extremely annoying beeping noise!?"

"I-I don't know! Someone must have planted them in my bag!" The red head stuttered. He was completely frazzled by the evidence of the extreme prank all being pointed to him.

"Sir! If I can interrupt..." A voice broke the tension. There stood a 10th grader with short brown hair. Her eyes were big and innocent, and her yellow hair clip with a blue shirt and baggy black pants made her stand out.

"I don't think uh...Lee Ping was it?...did it-"

"Not now girl. I know you're the leader of the pushovers club or whatever but this maggot deserves his punishment!" The cyborg dismissed her. She remained silent, even though she wasn't just 'the pushovers club'.

"Well, I'll be seeing your sorry face at 15:15 soldier, in the detention room!"

Students exchanged confused glances.

"That's 3:15pm for all you yogurt-eating tree huggers! Now, get to class!"

Lee Ping's mother, Mrs Ping, marched down to where her confused son was.

"When we get home, you are grounded for a year!" She shouted in her angry accent. Lee looked down in shame.

"Now hold on Principal Barrage." A seductive voice came from the crowd. "As this school's vice principal, shouldn't we send the students home? They are all covered in green paint!" The tall woman stood next to Principal Barrage, with her ginger long hair and pretty green outfit eluding the room.

"I know you're second in charge VP Victoria, but as first in charge, I dismiss your suggestion. We are A. Nigma high. Us soldiers don't retreat after a measly little prank, and especially since Mr Ping over here needs to do his 15:15 detention. DIIIIISMISSED!"

The doors swing open and students covered in ick flooded out.

"Yo dudee! What was with the massive prank yo? You didn't even tell your best bros?" A short-legged latino, Camilio, put his arm around Lee.

"Ooh yes! Holger is wondering how Lee of Pings made school kafloofashanked!" A tall long-haired German blondie followed on. Lee pushes both of them off in a mood.

"I'm tell you guys, it wasn't me! I was framed."

"Awh dude! If you didn't do it, then we're like, soooo dead, you know? The whole school is like mucho mad at us bro."